Skin's definitions

Hand of god

Refers to a goal scored by Diego Maradona of Argentina against England in the quarter-finals of the 1986 World Cup. The first goal for Argentina was scored off of his hand but wasn't seen by the ref.

That was a Hand of God goal!

by Skin August 3, 2004

McDonalds

A public toilet with attached restaurant facilities. The high standards of quality and cleanliness seen in the toilets do not apply to the food, however.

"I'll shit myself if I don't find a toilet soon..."
"Use the McDonalds, that's what it's there for."

by Skin January 17, 2005

handballing

The art of stuffing your hand and arm into your parteners anus.

similar to fistballing

Note: sitting may cause discomfort after fistballing

Using the powerfull techniques of handballing Bill gently stuffed his fist and arm into Al's secret anal space.

by skin May 20, 2004

greb

a cool rocker whos into cool music...mortal enemys of burberry boys (wankers)and enemys of lanky spotty fuksss who ur goin 2 kill..U play guitar and dnt car wat ne 1 else finks

Grebs rule trendies lanky trendies burbery boys and the rest of the sheep suck donkey dick

by SKIN February 12, 2004

slesley

smelly girl usualy very small.with a funny laugh.who always messes wid her hair

BY SKin (only jokin les)

by SKIN February 13, 2004

bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

Kunt

Acronym for the Kuwaiti Union of New Teachers (absolutely true).

Come join our union, and you too can be a KUNT.

by Skin March 18, 2004