Definitions by SkidMarkyMark

I'm Thinkin' Arby's 

A phrase you utter when you see a woman whom you suspect of having beef curtains. (A play on a popular food chain's slogan.)

Newscaster: "A 60 year old prostitute was arrested today..."
You: "I'm Thinkin' Arby's."
Your friend: "Gross!"

I'm Thinkin' Arby's by SkidMarkyMark July 23, 2007

jerky treats 

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.

"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."

jerky treats by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007

dragon wagon 

n. A car--generally either a hybrid, a 15-year-old station wagon, or a rustbucket Geo--that features this bumper sticker on the rear:

"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

It's actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.

I saw a dragon wagon on the freeway the other day, so I killed the occupant, who was one of those annoying SCA types, before he could breed.

dragon wagon by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007

low interest light 

n. If humans came equipped with dashboards, this would be the indicator light that shows you have no interest in a given activity.

I need you to attend tomorrow's weekly meeting for me; my low interest light just came on.

low interest light by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007

OMG! Ponies! 

A non sequitur interjection meant to imply ADD (attention deficit disorder). So called because it seems the stereotypical thing a young girl might scream when having her attention distracted by ponies. Common in many online forums.

Wow, I just read in the Washington Post about a secret US plan to attack China. Now this would obviously be a terrible--OMG! Ponies!!!

OMG! Ponies! by SkidMarkyMark January 15, 2007

juggalo trap

n. Baiting a bear trap with Faygo soda and greasepaint in order to catch and kill juggalos. This is legal because juggalos aren't actual human beings, so it's OK to kill or injure them.

Oh, Sam's Club has a sale on Faygo. I can go set some more juggalo traps.

juggalo trap by SkidMarkyMark January 6, 2007

freedom pinata 

n. An Iraqi improvised explosive device (IED) that misses its intended target and is not, therefore, officially counted as an incidence of violence towards US Forces. Because maybe it's just how the Iraqis celebrate their wonderful new democracy, and wasn't really meant to hurt anyone.

An IED that doesn't involve US personnel? That's not an act of violence, that's a Freedom Pinata.

(Seen on fark.com)

freedom pinata by SkidMarkyMark December 7, 2006