Tonight on a very special "Different Strokes," Arnold takes it up the ass by that old dude from "WKRP."
by SkidMarkyMark January 04, 2005
n. A one-quart, clear plastic bag into which you place your 100-mL bottles of liquids in order to carry them aboard an airplane. A magical device that somehow prevents you from blowing up a plane with solid explosives, or emptying all your little bottles into one big one. Security theater in action.
You can take away my Fourth Amendment right to be free of illegal search and seizure, but you'll never take away my freedom baggie.
by SkidMarkyMark May 27, 2008
n. Offensive term for a particularly unattractive woman of Italian ancestry. Orig.: guinea is an offensive term for Italians, and pig describes an ugly female.
by SkidMarkyMark May 04, 2006
Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.
by SkidMarkyMark November 11, 2007
A phrase you utter when you see a woman whom you suspect of having beef curtains. (A play on a popular food chain's slogan.)
Newscaster: "A 60 year old prostitute was arrested today..."
You: "I'm Thinkin' Arby's."
Your friend: "Gross!"
You: "I'm Thinkin' Arby's."
Your friend: "Gross!"
by SkidMarkyMark July 23, 2007
n. An alternate way to refer to the "Starbucks doubleshot" beverage; a 6.5-oz can of espresso and cream. So called because, despite the fact that it is not carbonated, when opened it tends to eject some of its contents directly into one's face or onto one's clothes in a manner not unlike that of a cumshot in a porno.
I shouldn't have worn that little blue dress today. My morning Starbucks cumshot deposited a stain on it.
by SkidMarkyMark July 31, 2006