Definitions by SkidMarkyMark

jackpack 

n. The bag in which Jack Bauer carries his gun, PDA, ammo, cell phone, duct tape, knife, scope, etc. It is NOT a man purse.

The terrorists thought they had Bauer at last, but he pulled a bazooka out of his jackpack.

jackpack by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

sda 

abbrev. "Seventh Day Adventists." A bunch of jew-wannabes. They don't say "Saturday," but call it the "Sabbath," and don't do any work between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday. They don't eat pork either or have sex until they're married, and they run around crying about the end times and how everyone treats them 'cause they're different (duh).

I have to work this Saturday because my SDA coworker can't come into the office and write code, but he can go mountain climbing because that isn't "work." What a fuck.

sda by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

roganing 

v. Looking at the male genitals of an animal with barely suppressed homoerotic lust. Named for the way the host of "Fear Factor" looks longingly at horse dongs and pig testicles as he make the contestants chow down on them.

I saw a guy at the county fair roganing the schlongs on the horses.

roganing by SkidMarkyMark May 8, 2006

guinea pig 

n. Offensive term for a particularly unattractive woman of Italian ancestry. Orig.: guinea is an offensive term for Italians, and pig describes an ugly female.

I banged that guinea pig Gina last night, but I had to bag her first.

guinea pig by SkidMarkyMark May 4, 2006

moo 

n. Syn. for "mother." Orig.: Used by childfree people to indicate disdain for motherhood, the concept being that anyone dumb enough to breed is little better than a mindless cow with sagyy udders.

I was enjoying a stroll in the park when some dopey moo whipped her flabby jugs out to tit-feed her sprog.

moo by SkidMarkyMark May 4, 2006

very special

adj. Used to describe a television show dealing with drugs, incest, rape, molestation, or drinking.

Tonight on a very special "Different Strokes," Arnold takes it up the ass by that old dude from "WKRP."

very special by SkidMarkyMark January 4, 2005