SkidMarkyMark's definitions

fuck me in the ozarks

An epithet used to express extreme frustration. It's funny because it refers to Ned Beatty's character getting ass-rammed by hillbillies in the movie "Deliverance," while defeating the listener's expectation that an orifice, rather than a geographic location, will be mentioned as the terminal word. Originated by maddox.

"Fuck me in the Ozarks," screamed the alien when I threw water on him and he started melting.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

spank tank

n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.

2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."

1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.

by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006

guinea pig

n. Offensive term for a particularly unattractive woman of Italian ancestry. Orig.: guinea is an offensive term for Italians, and pig describes an ugly female.

I banged that guinea pig Gina last night, but I had to bag her first.

by SkidMarkyMark May 4, 2006

hot and cold running blowjobs

n. The greatest thing that can possibly be imagined. The pinnacle or ideal.

The customer keeps asking for more and more features in our product. Pretty soon they'll be asking for hot and cold running blowjobs!

by SkidMarkyMark August 11, 2006

sugar tits

n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.

by SkidMarkyMark July 30, 2006

I'm Thinkin' Arby's

A phrase you utter when you see a woman whom you suspect of having beef curtains. (A play on a popular food chain's slogan.)

Newscaster: "A 60 year old prostitute was arrested today..."
You: "I'm Thinkin' Arby's."
Your friend: "Gross!"

by SkidMarkyMark July 23, 2007