SkidMarkyMark's definitions

yummy mummy

A young, sexually attractive mother. There is an important age distinction between a yummy mummy and a MILF. Yummy mummys are younger than 30, while MILFs are older than 30.

Dude, I pulled a hat trick! First I banged that sweet 19-year-old yummy mummy Leslie, and then I did her mom--that MILF Heather. Worship me, for I am god!

by SkidMarkyMark July 13, 2006

freedom pinata

n. An Iraqi improvised explosive device (IED) that misses its intended target and is not, therefore, officially counted as an incidence of violence towards US Forces. Because maybe it's just how the Iraqis celebrate their wonderful new democracy, and wasn't really meant to hurt anyone.

An IED that doesn't involve US personnel? That's not an act of violence, that's a Freedom Pinata.

(Seen on fark.com)

by SkidMarkyMark December 7, 2006

sugar tits

n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.

by SkidMarkyMark July 30, 2006

sons of the soil

n. A synonym for "hillbilly."

Lisa Simpson: "I believe the preferred term is 'conjoined twins'."

Dr. Hibbert: "And hillbillies want to be called 'Sons of the Soil', but it ain't gonna happen."

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

fagatar the last shitbender

Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.

Goddamn TiVo keeps taping Fagatar the Last Shitbender without being asked.

by SkidMarkyMark November 11, 2007

I'm Thinkin' Arby's

A phrase you utter when you see a woman whom you suspect of having beef curtains. (A play on a popular food chain's slogan.)

Newscaster: "A 60 year old prostitute was arrested today..."
You: "I'm Thinkin' Arby's."
Your friend: "Gross!"

by SkidMarkyMark July 23, 2007