SkidMarkyMark's definitions

rubber peter

n. A dildo. A peter made of rubber.

In a classic "Brady Bunch" episode, Alice gets Peter to help her move a rubber tree plant into the bedroom, to get it out of the way so she can vacuum. They accidentally get locked in, and call to Bobby for help. He can't get the door open, so he runs to find his mom, and when he finally does he's out of breath and all he can get out is, "Mom...Alice...in the bedroom...rubber...Peter." And Mrs. Brady thinks Bobby has seen Alice masturbating with a rubber peter. Mrs. Brady screams, "Jesus Fucking Christ" and goes running off to the bedroom and kicks down the door. When she realizes her mistake, they all have a good laugh at it. This was the best Brady Bunch episode ever.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

wiggle pigs

n. A synonym for white ladies' breasts. Imagine two little pink piglets squirming and jiggling around. They might look like a pair of C- to D-cup tits.

Hey, baby, how about you lose that shirt and let me play with your wiggle pigs.

by SkidMarkyMark April 30, 2010

moo

n. Syn. for "mother." Orig.: Used by childfree people to indicate disdain for motherhood, the concept being that anyone dumb enough to breed is little better than a mindless cow with sagyy udders.

I was enjoying a stroll in the park when some dopey moo whipped her flabby jugs out to tit-feed her sprog.

by SkidMarkyMark May 4, 2006

jerky treats

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.

"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."

by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007

Gazongazilla

n. A female with enormous (bigger than DDD) tits.

Whoah! Check out Gazongazilla over there with the 44-FFs!

by SkidMarkyMark July 27, 2006

Ben's Chili Bowels

n. A gastrointestinal problem suffered after eating food from Washington, DC's "Ben's Chili Bowl" restaurant. They serve the world's nastiest chili, and it will fuck you up good. Expect it to kick in about five hours after eating there, and plan on spending the next four hours or so on the toilet, spraying out high-pressure jets of liquishit that will burn your anus and permanently stain your toilet's porcelain.

Pbbbththth squirrrrrrrrrtt dribbledribbledribble flibberappappappapp pooooooooooooot pbbbbbthththththt splash. "Oh god, I'm suffering from Ben's Chili Bowels! Make it stop!!!"

by SkidMarkyMark October 23, 2009

Muffy Imeasy

n. A generic term that describes any bland, vapid female, like a flight attendant or sorority girl. Her significant other is named "Johnny Package."

Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there at the GAP.

by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006