"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.
by SkidMarkyMark July 30, 2006
n. The condition, brought on by eating contaminated food, that results in hot liquid feces spraying uncontrollably from one's ass; diarrhea brought about by e. coli or salmonella. Used by Cotton Hill in a "King of the Hill" episode.
by SkidMarkyMark August 02, 2006
The customer keeps asking for more and more features in our product. Pretty soon they'll be asking for hot and cold running blowjobs!
by SkidMarkyMark August 11, 2006
n. The breast equivalent of googly eyes. Think of the eyes on a muppet: protruding spherical orbs that bounce and sway. Googly boobs are rather large (D-cup or larger), have just enough sag to allow them to sway back and forth pendulously, but aren't mushy enough to be described as jiggly.
by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006
n. An Iraqi improvised explosive device (IED) that misses its intended target and is not, therefore, officially counted as an incidence of violence towards US Forces. Because maybe it's just how the Iraqis celebrate their wonderful new democracy, and wasn't really meant to hurt anyone.
An IED that doesn't involve US personnel? That's not an act of violence, that's a Freedom Pinata.
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by SkidMarkyMark December 07, 2006
Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.
by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.
by SkidMarkyMark November 07, 2009