very special

adj. Used to describe a television show dealing with drugs, incest, rape, molestation, or drinking.
Tonight on a very special "Different Strokes," Arnold takes it up the ass by that old dude from "WKRP."
by SkidMarkyMark January 04, 2005
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wedding ring

n. A magical artifact that provides the wearer protection from receiving oral sex.
It's not just a wedding ring, it's a +5 Ring of Protection against oral sex.
by SkidMarkyMark May 25, 2006
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jerky treats

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.
"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."
by SkidMarkyMark February 02, 2007
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geek whistle

n. Better known as a "flash drive," "jump drive," or "thumb drive," a geek whistle is small nonvolatile data storage medium (usually 128 MB - 2 GB) that is often found dangling from the necks of geeks on a lanyard. It's the geek equivalent of a coach's whistle.
I meant to bring those files with me, but I left my geek whistle at home
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n. The greatest thing that can possibly be imagined. The pinnacle or ideal.
The customer keeps asking for more and more features in our product. Pretty soon they'll be asking for hot and cold running blowjobs!
by SkidMarkyMark August 11, 2006
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Muffy Imeasy

n. A generic term that describes any bland, vapid female, like a flight attendant or sorority girl. Her significant other is named "Johnny Package."
Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there at the GAP.
by SkidMarkyMark May 02, 2006
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welfare line

n. A reciprocating-type lawn sprinkler. So called because the noise it makes is similar to the ethnic composition of a line of folks waiting for their welfare payment: "spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic ...chink! Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...." (Just say it to yourself and you'll get it.)
Gotta go to the hardware store and buy me a welfare line if I want to get this lawn watered.
by SkidMarkyMark August 29, 2006
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