n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.
"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.
Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.
n. Baiting a bear trap with Faygo soda and greasepaint in order to catch and kill juggalos
. This is legal because juggalos aren't actual human beings, so it's OK to kill or injure them.
Oh, Sam's Club has a sale on Faygo. I can go set some more juggalo traps.
A young, sexually attractive mother. There is an important age distinction between a yummy mummy and a MILF
. Yummy mummys are younger than 30, while MILFs are older than 30.
Dude, I pulled a hat trick! First I banged that sweet 19-year-old yummy mummy Leslie, and then I did her mom--that MILF Heather. Worship me, for I am god!
v. To carry on an extramarital affair.
Governor Sanford can't meet with you today; he's "hiking the Appalachian Trail."
n. Offensive term for a particularly unattractive woman of Italian ancestry. Orig.: guinea
is an offensive term for Italians, and pig
describes an ugly female.
I banged that guinea pig Gina last night, but I had to bag
v. Looking at the male genitals of an animal with barely suppressed homoerotic lust. Named for the way the host of "Fear Factor" looks longingly at horse dongs and pig testicles as he make the contestants chow down on them.
I saw a guy at the county fair roganing the schlongs on the horses.