Definitions by SkidMarkyMark
wiggle pigs
n. A synonym for white ladies' breasts. Imagine two little pink piglets squirming and jiggling around. They might look like a pair of C- to D-cup tits.
wiggle pigs by SkidMarkyMark April 30, 2010
colder than a snowman's junk
adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.
colder than a snowman's junk by SkidMarkyMark November 7, 2009
Ben's Chili Bowels
n. A gastrointestinal problem suffered after eating food from Washington, DC's "Ben's Chili Bowl" restaurant. They serve the world's nastiest chili, and it will fuck you up good. Expect it to kick in about five hours after eating there, and plan on spending the next four hours or so on the toilet, spraying out high-pressure jets of liquishit that will burn your anus and permanently stain your toilet's porcelain.
Pbbbththth squirrrrrrrrrtt dribbledribbledribble flibberappappappapp pooooooooooooot pbbbbbthththththt splash. "Oh god, I'm suffering from Ben's Chili Bowels! Make it stop!!!"
Ben's Chili Bowels by SkidMarkyMark October 23, 2009
hiking the Appalachian Trail
v. To carry on an extramarital affair.
hiking the Appalachian Trail by SkidMarkyMark June 25, 2009
moonbat
n. A word used by hard-line conservatives to refer to liberals. A fairly silly portmanteau of the words "moon" and "bat," it might be meant to indicate "batting at the moon" as an analogy to attempting to achieve unachievable or unrealistic goals. In general, however, use of this word marks the user himself as the insane, or at the very least, silly, one.
Oh my god, can you believe those moonbats protesting against warrantless wiretaps of Murrikans? Why can't they just obey everything their president does?!?
moonbat by SkidMarkyMark August 6, 2008
freedom baggie
n. A one-quart, clear plastic bag into which you place your 100-mL bottles of liquids in order to carry them aboard an airplane. A magical device that somehow prevents you from blowing up a plane with solid explosives, or emptying all your little bottles into one big one. Security theater in action.
You can take away my Fourth Amendment right to be free of illegal search and seizure, but you'll never take away my freedom baggie.
freedom baggie by SkidMarkyMark May 27, 2008
fagatar the last shitbender
Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.
fagatar the last shitbender by SkidMarkyMark November 11, 2007