Odd people who need to wear moronic labels in order to feel special
eg: FCUK. I think they feel that this defines their personality in some way.
Unfortunately, the great majority lack a personality.
eg: FCUK. I think they feel that this defines their personality in some way.
Unfortunately, the great majority lack a personality.
Trendy walks past wearing label and attempts to subliminally scream "I AM SPECIAL!"
Its alright. They are ALL "special"
Its alright. They are ALL "special"
by Skeletal Munchkin February 11, 2005
Retarded schoolkids shout this at me in the street. I think it means "Hello, please take my bag and throw it into the road!"
So I oblige.
So I oblige.
Child: Arggghhh, me mobile, me westwood choons!!
Me:(Smiles with quiet satisfaction at a job well done.)
Me:(Smiles with quiet satisfaction at a job well done.)
by Skeletal Munchkin February 11, 2005
Cannibalistic Ogre from mainly Scandinavian Folklore. Hairy, longnosed, brutish and Bug-eyed, they may also have multiple heads or horns. They come in all sizes, and either burst or turn to stone when sunlight hits them. They lurk in gloomy forests and dark caverns, and especially like to devour small children. However, they are usually pretty thick and can be outwitted with clever tricks.
The Females of the species are generally kinder and more intelligent, but still fairly hideous.
Gretir fought one.
Moomins are nice versions.
Gonks are sometimes called Trolls
Billy Goats Gruff are well known Troll Slayers.
The Females of the species are generally kinder and more intelligent, but still fairly hideous.
Gretir fought one.
Moomins are nice versions.
Gonks are sometimes called Trolls
Billy Goats Gruff are well known Troll Slayers.
To get past one guarding a bridge, just tell them someone grossly fat is waddling the same way about half a mile back. Gets em every time.
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
Character from the Gerry Anderson series, "Terrahawks". She is an alien that looks like Margeret Thatcher with acid burns and rod stewarts hair.
She is Horrifying, and a source of countless bedwettings.
She is Horrifying, and a source of countless bedwettings.
ME: "I will watch Terrahawks!"
(Watches)
ME: "AAAAAARRRGGHHH! Zelda gonna get me!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
(Watches)
ME: "AAAAAARRRGGHHH! Zelda gonna get me!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
Alice the Goon, from Goon island, talks in squiggly lines and was originally a hireling of the Sea Hag.
Lanky, bald gal with thick fur round her groin and huge feet.
From the "Popeye" cartoon strips
Lanky, bald gal with thick fur round her groin and huge feet.
From the "Popeye" cartoon strips
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
Horrible, shitty Dance music that got to number 1, just going to show that the charts are almost dead.
The only reason it got there is because stinking Trendies like to masturbate while watching the sluts on the video.
The only reason it got there is because stinking Trendies like to masturbate while watching the sluts on the video.
Trendy Bob: "YO! Dat Eric Prydz video is wank fine! My cock iz Hard jus finkin abaht it!!!"
Trendy Fred: "Dat blonde bird is sum wank fine ho....etc,etc..."
Trendy Fred: "Dat blonde bird is sum wank fine ho....etc,etc..."
by Skeletal Munchkin February 11, 2005
WARNING: If you are not clad in burberry, a profusion of fake jewelry, and a tracksuit, you may recieve this greeting by people who are. They sometimes drive past in their (snigger)
"Modified" cars, and accost you, while their 11 year old, pregnant girlfriends attempt to tattoo themselves with ink food colouring and bent coathangers in the back.
"Modified" cars, and accost you, while their 11 year old, pregnant girlfriends attempt to tattoo themselves with ink food colouring and bent coathangers in the back.
Burberry Twat: "SLIPKNOT MAAAAN!!!!"
Me: (Listening to Rasputina on headphones, hence wondering why the child in the car is mouthing at me)
Me: (Listening to Rasputina on headphones, hence wondering why the child in the car is mouthing at me)
by Skeletal Munchkin February 13, 2005