zelda

Character from the Gerry Anderson series, "Terrahawks". She is an alien that looks like Margeret Thatcher with acid burns and rod stewarts hair.
She is Horrifying, and a source of countless bedwettings.
ME: "I will watch Terrahawks!"

(Watches)

ME: "AAAAAARRRGGHHH! Zelda gonna get me!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
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charver

Step 1: Read "The Rats" by James Herbert".

Step 2: Instead of filthy, plague carrying rodents, picture them as filthy, plague carrying vermin wearing burberry caps and lots of fake gold.

Step 3: Realise that "Rats", is a prophetic work.
There were reports of streets overrun with Charvers, spreading disease and destroying everything they touched.
by Skeletal Munchkin February 11, 2005
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trendy

Odd people who need to wear moronic labels in order to feel special
eg: FCUK. I think they feel that this defines their personality in some way.
Unfortunately, the great majority lack a personality.
Trendy walks past wearing label and attempts to subliminally scream "I AM SPECIAL!"
Its alright. They are ALL "special"
by Skeletal Munchkin February 11, 2005
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cradle of filth

Lovely, cuddly, somewhat Gothic band, who dont take themselves too seriously.
Hence, they are hated by "real" black metal fans because they do things like having a laugh, instead of being "credible" and burning down churches in sweden or something
Dimmy Bugaboo fan: " my favorite band look like Kiss and produce humourless sludge while trying to be scary!"
BLLOOORRRRPPP!!!!
(implodes under weight of own pseud-ness)
by Skeletal Munchkin December 7, 2004
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WLW

A gay giraffe......maybe.
King of the realm of teletext, God to a small but fervent group of worshippers. see also Backchat....or, alternatively, dont.
Ziner: "Wow, its Wuh..Luh...Wuh!!!"
WLW: "Mavis! KILL!!!"
Mavis: "RREEEEEEOOOWWWWWWW!!!!"
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666

Retarded schoolkids shout this at me in the street. I think it means "Hello, please take my bag and throw it into the road!"

So I oblige.
Child: Arggghhh, me mobile, me westwood choons!!

Me:(Smiles with quiet satisfaction at a job well done.)
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troll

Cannibalistic Ogre from mainly Scandinavian Folklore. Hairy, longnosed, brutish and Bug-eyed, they may also have multiple heads or horns. They come in all sizes, and either burst or turn to stone when sunlight hits them. They lurk in gloomy forests and dark caverns, and especially like to devour small children. However, they are usually pretty thick and can be outwitted with clever tricks.
The Females of the species are generally kinder and more intelligent, but still fairly hideous.

Gretir fought one.
Moomins are nice versions.
Gonks are sometimes called Trolls
Billy Goats Gruff are well known Troll Slayers.
To get past one guarding a bridge, just tell them someone grossly fat is waddling the same way about half a mile back. Gets em every time.
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
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