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trendy

Odd people who need to wear moronic labels in order to feel special
eg: FCUK. I think they feel that this defines their personality in some way.
Unfortunately, the great majority lack a personality.
Trendy walks past wearing label and attempts to subliminally scream "I AM SPECIAL!"
Its alright. They are ALL "special"
by Skeletal Munchkin February 11, 2005
mugGet the trendymug.

cradle of filth

Lovely, cuddly, somewhat Gothic band, who dont take themselves too seriously.
Hence, they are hated by "real" black metal fans because they do things like having a laugh, instead of being "credible" and burning down churches in sweden or something
Dimmy Bugaboo fan: " my favorite band look like Kiss and produce humourless sludge while trying to be scary!"
BLLOOORRRRPPP!!!!
(implodes under weight of own pseud-ness)
by Skeletal Munchkin December 7, 2004
mugGet the cradle of filthmug.

WLW

A gay giraffe......maybe.
King of the realm of teletext, God to a small but fervent group of worshippers. see also Backchat....or, alternatively, dont.
Ziner: "Wow, its Wuh..Luh...Wuh!!!"
WLW: "Mavis! KILL!!!"
Mavis: "RREEEEEEOOOWWWWWWW!!!!"
by Skeletal Munchkin December 7, 2004
mugGet the WLWmug.

zelda

Character from the Gerry Anderson series, "Terrahawks". She is an alien that looks like Margeret Thatcher with acid burns and rod stewarts hair.
She is Horrifying, and a source of countless bedwettings.
ME: "I will watch Terrahawks!"

(Watches)

ME: "AAAAAARRRGGHHH! Zelda gonna get me!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005
mugGet the zeldamug.

Call on me

Horrible, shitty Dance music that got to number 1, just going to show that the charts are almost dead.
The only reason it got there is because stinking Trendies like to masturbate while watching the sluts on the video.
Trendy Bob: "YO! Dat Eric Prydz video is wank fine! My cock iz Hard jus finkin abaht it!!!"

Trendy Fred: "Dat blonde bird is sum wank fine ho....etc,etc..."
by Skeletal Munchkin February 11, 2005
mugGet the Call on memug.

charver

Step 1: Read "The Rats" by James Herbert".

Step 2: Instead of filthy, plague carrying rodents, picture them as filthy, plague carrying vermin wearing burberry caps and lots of fake gold.

Step 3: Realise that "Rats", is a prophetic work.
There were reports of streets overrun with Charvers, spreading disease and destroying everything they touched.
by Skeletal Munchkin February 11, 2005
mugGet the charvermug.

Slipknot, Man!

WARNING: If you are not clad in burberry, a profusion of fake jewelry, and a tracksuit, you may recieve this greeting by people who are. They sometimes drive past in their (snigger)
"Modified" cars, and accost you, while their 11 year old, pregnant girlfriends attempt to tattoo themselves with ink food colouring and bent coathangers in the back.
Burberry Twat: "SLIPKNOT MAAAAN!!!!"

Me: (Listening to Rasputina on headphones, hence wondering why the child in the car is mouthing at me)
by Skeletal Munchkin February 13, 2005
mugGet the Slipknot, Man!mug.

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