Definitions by Sitbear

Super Capitalism 

Like normal capitalism, but SUPER.

While in regular capitalism anybody could become rich, in SUPER capitalism EVERYBODY can get rich because private ownership has been SUPERfied so much that everybody privately owns part of the business they work at.

"Hey, doesn't this SUPER Capitalism thing sound a bit like Market Socialism?"
"Nah, socialism means Hitler."

Super Capitalism by Sitbear December 31, 2020

Neo-Marxist 

A person who is often mistakenly accused of wanting government to control everything and hand out free shit.

The post-modern neo-marxists want to turn 'Murica into Soviet Russia

Neo-Marxist by Sitbear November 12, 2020

Post-Modernist 

A handy label you can use to delegitimize the argument of anybody you don't like

The post-modernist neo-marxist left is trying to destroy Western Culture!

Post-Modernist by Sitbear November 12, 2020

Militia 

A Right-wing Political Correct dogwhistle for domestic terrorists.

The militia brought their assault rifles to the protest totally not looking for a fight.

Militia by Sitbear October 17, 2020

Luigi 

A dump. A shit. A poop. So to speak, Luigi is Number 2.

My dog took a Luigi on the carpet!

Luigi by Sitbear July 13, 2019

Bored To Tears 

A type of boredom characterized by so much yawning tears come out of your eyes

The teacher’s analysis of the blue curtains had me bored to tears

Bored To Tears by Sitbear September 4, 2018

Excuse

A perfectly valid reason, but one which your boss, teacher, or other superior simply doesn't like.

Boss: Why are you late?
You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!

Excuse by Sitbear August 20, 2018