Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.
My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.
by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007
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DAM

Nerd: How do you factor 3x^7-2(3x-1)^2+...
Me: DAM
by Sid Barrett January 16, 2008
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Kings from Hell

Kings from Hell is a variation on the popular drinking game Kings. The only difference is that you play with a small, vacation/travel sized pack of cards, that way it's really hard to keep the cards connected. Some versions of Kings from Hell mandate that not only if you break the whole circle you have to drink but also if you break a chain of 4 or more cards you have to drink (this number can vary or just not be used).
We played Kings from Hell last night when we were pregaming and by the time we got to the party it was as if we'd already been partying and were postgaming!
by Sid Barrett January 22, 2011
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Double dip

1. When you dip something like a chip into a dip such as salsa, take a bite but don't eat the whole chip, then dip the same saliva-infested chip into the dip and eat it. Wanna never get invited back to that person's place or party? This is one of the quickest and most effective ways to do so.

2. When you have sex twice over a short period of time. Normally this refers to having sex with someone the morning after you had a drunken hook up the night before, but this can also refer to having sex with two different people in the same night.
1. I wasn't thinking at all and George saw me double dip at his cocktail party. Needless to say it wasn't a good night.

2. A: Dude I double dipped last night! Amanda and Terri something like 3 hours apart!

B: OH SHIT dude you had an epic night!

A: BEST. NIGHT. EVER.
by Sid Barrett April 02, 2011
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Grey Screen of Death

The Grey Screen of Death is another term for the "Disk Read Error" message on PS2}'s. This screen more or less means you have to return it to the store and get a new one or you can disassemble it yourself and do something to it but I've never seen it done personally, I had this on my first PS2 but I returned it and they threw it in this big pile they had of PS2's affected by the Grey Screen of Death.
Not the Grey Screen of Death! Great! First my XBox 360 gets the Red Ring of Death, then my Windows 95 computer gets the Blue Screen of Death, and THEN my iPod gets the White Screen of Death and now THIS!!
by Sid Barrett August 29, 2007
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SS16

Short for "My Super Sweet 16", THE worst show on television ever.

Aired on MTV, SS16 shows how stupid bitches get mommy to do whatever they want for their 16th b-day. Almost every wish is attended to and whenever just one thing goes out of line you're guarenteed to LYAO due to the persuing bitching and complaining. According to sources the average amount spent on these uninformed tards is $463,700.

SS16, along with shows like The Real World, TRL and others have sparked international controversy and have sparked calls for change at MTV.
-What's your favorite show on TV?
-Anything but SS16.
by Sid Barrett July 29, 2007
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afrotastic

Taken (well, more like stolen) from Hairspray, it's the black way of saying "fantastic"
Seaweed: These are my new friends Link Larkin, Penny Pingleton, and Tracy Turnblad.

Stacy: This is so afrotastic!
by Sid Barrett August 30, 2007
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