Sid Barrett's definitions

SOTWer

A complete beginner at guitar. "Smoke on the Water" (SOTW) by Deep Purple is one of the easiest guitar songs to learn and is typically a guitar player's first song. A SOTWer is therefore a person who claims that they can play guitar yet "Smoke on the Water" is the only song that they know how to play.

-"Wow, that kid is such a SOTWer, he's been playing the same thing over and over."
-"Yeah, why'd he try out for the guitar spot then?"
-"Beats me, he's gonna need a few lessons to really learn something good."

by Sid Barrett July 22, 2007

IDKMYBFFJILL

The expression used to blame someone else for something. Taken from an old Cingular commercial.

Mom: Stephy!
Girl: WU?
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up, all of this texting!
Girl: OMGINBD
Mom: It is a big deal! Who are you texting 50 times a day?
Girl: IDKMYBFFJILL
Mom: Tell your BFF Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Girl: TISNF!
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's S, dang F!

by Sid Barrett February 17, 2008

afrotastic

Taken (well, more like stolen) from Hairspray, it's the black way of saying "fantastic"

Seaweed: These are my new friends Link Larkin, Penny Pingleton, and Tracy Turnblad.

Stacy: This is so afrotastic!

by Sid Barrett August 30, 2007

Code Barry White

A Facebook status (but it could also be used on other social networking sites) which is short for "I'm having sex or am about to have sex so don't bother me until further notice." This is often used when you have no idea where your roommate is or simply don't want other people like friends or suitemates to bother you. This is sometimes shortened to just "Code White" but Barry White was chosen because he is rumored to be able to sing any song and make it sound sexual.

Just got back to my place, awesome night on frat row. Code Barry White.

by Sid Barrett March 24, 2011

CAPS LOCK STICKUS

When someone types in all capital letters.

"Wow, that new kid on the site has a nasty case of CAPS LOCK STICKUS."

by Sid Barrett July 24, 2007

Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007

Obamapromaramadrama

The stress and mood swings during the week before a high school prom for any person going into or already into politics.

Being a member of the Model UN and a Girls Nation delegate, Mary wasn't having just promaramadram, she was having Obamapromaramadrama.

by Sid Barrett May 14, 2008