Definitions by Sid
Icing
When you get your girlfriend/boyfriend to lay a massive shit, put it in the freezer until it gets rock solid, then pull it out and fuck them with it like it was a dildo.
spiderwebbed
state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.
i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.
spiderwebbed by sid June 27, 2004
Mingerling
Being at the pub when all the fit girls are gone and having to sift through all the Minger's that remain (because if you don't manage to pull one, you are destined for a Hand Shandy or aFizzing)
Mingerling by Sid June 2, 2004
Testibreast
Testibreast by Sid May 26, 2004