Shit_4_Brains's definitions

Pearl Diver

Someone who performs oral sex on a female and licks her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

Jimmy was an expert Pearl Diver, and most women thought he should win an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving.

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Skanktify

To be made skanky.

You don't need to Skanktify yourself, or to get all skanktified to meet guys. They just naturally want pussy anyhow.

by Shit_4_Brains August 24, 2007

Porner

Someone who makes, sells or distributes porn.

I knew you was a Porner when I first laid eyes on you!
Got any free samples?

by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

Kinky Stinky

A term used to describe any sexual act that is considered to be both kinky and stinky. More than just mere hanky panky, the Kinky Stinky denotes an act consummated to such an extent that the participants involved end up smelling strongly of each others' sexual juices.

My baby does the kinky stinky! My baby does the kanky stanky!

by Shit_4_Brains August 2, 2007

Pearl Dive

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

She loves to Pearl Dive on juicy, tuna-flavored snooch for hours!

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Sarsehole

a person who is a sassy arsehole.

Person 1: Josh is such a prick sometimes.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real Sarsehole.

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Fecal Finger of Fate

When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes".

Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.

by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008