Pornacious

A way to describe anything that is rather pornographic, or at least suggestively so.

The sounds coming from your room last night were quite Pornacious, my dear. Were you using that new vibrator that I bought you, or is something else going on?

by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007

Pornify

To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.

Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?"

Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"

by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

Pearl Diving

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

That lickity split lesbian won an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving - she barely ever comes up for air!

by Shit_4_Brains September 14, 2007

Hornacity

a way to describe the degree of sexual arousal as a result of a given sight, situation, or circumstance. Usually used as a way to describe a very high level of sexual arousal.

The Hornacity level in the room hit a high point when the speaker took her top off and shook her tits at the previously bored audience. Now awakened, the audience licked their chops with hornacious desire.

by Shit_4_Brains December 05, 2007

Funkadelicacy

Something that is so funky, cool, fine, unique, and fancy that it can only be described this way.

I can't even begin to describe the Funkadelicacy that Jane turned me onto last night!

by Shit_4_Brains October 09, 2007

Douchebagner

a real dick, prick, asshole, and all around unpleasant person.

The dude known as "Douche Bagner" is called that because he's such a douchebagner.

by Shit_4_Brains September 03, 2007

Pornerific

Something that is certifiably pornographic and also terrific.

That movie I saw you in the other night was totally Pornerific!

by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007