McKraut

An American hybrid type of white people common in many small towns throughout the United States, and particularly common in smaller towns in the Midwest and Appalachia; composed of a mixture of British Isles types (English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish) and Germanic types (German, Dutch, Swiss, Nordic, etc). Anglo-Saxon Celts.
Most of the people in my hometown back in southeastern Ohio are some variety of McKraut.
by Shit_4_Brains August 24, 2007
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Pornified

Something that (or someone whom) has been made sexual or pornographic that might not have been originally.
Sex fiends broke into the art gallery and Pornified the art work with spray cans and permanent markers.

Sally used to be a good girl, but now she is all Pornified and slutty.
by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007
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Sodomous

of or relating to sodomy.
Over there is a hooker we call Sodomous Holes, and over there is a person we call Sodomous Maximus. Those people really are quite Sodomous.
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Butt Smuggler

Someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another.
Jimmy Crapcorn was one hell of a Butt Smuggler for the US government during the Cold War era. Heck, everyone always wondered how he could store that much microfilm up his bunghole!
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Porno Master

A person (usually a man) who has an extensive collection of pornography, and usually knows the names of all the major porn stars.
Orville is a Porno Master, and they call him Porno Man.
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Marieghetto

A semi-funky yet also semi-dumpy small town in Southeastern Ohio; a slang term for Marietta, Ohio, that first came into use by the bored and eccentric local coffee house youth there during the 1990s. A pun derived from the more popular urban slang term "ghetto", but applied to the small town of Marietta, Ohio, and thus the contraction "Marieghetto" came about.
Q: Yes, but is Marieghetto a merry ghetto?

A: Nah, well, sorta, yeah, sometimes. I mean, Marieghetto is Marieghetto.
by Shit_4_Brains August 02, 2007
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Sarse

Person 1: Josh is such a prick sometimes.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real Sarse.
by Shit_4_Brains September 03, 2007
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