Shaqburger's definitions

billboard

Something you see on highways that shouts "please spray paint grafitti on me!"

I was doing fine until I crashed into that billboard.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

vild

An abbreviation for 'Van I'd Like to Drive'

DAMN! Check out the bike rack on that vild, OH YEAH!

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

toilet ornament

Slang for shit/human waste.

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

splashback

The fear of your shit splashing the toilet's contents up on your ass.

I had to take a shit, so I went into the gas station bathroom, but I couldn't go for fear of splashback.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

poppage

To be kicked so hard in the scrotum, you feel as if your balls have popped.

After volunteering to be an example at the women's self defense class, I experienced poppage.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

lardbanger

One who has sex with a fat person.

Yeah my friend fucked that chick with four chins, what a lardbanger.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

turdtacular

The feeling you get when you take a huge shit.

After eating twenty-five donuts, the shit I took felt turdtacular.

by Shaqburger June 30, 2003