12 definitions by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard

Paddle

a not at all gay punishment for any wrong doing or paddle rule breaking offences where the victim/paddlee gets their bare ass slapped with a shoe or trainer of the paddlers choice.
Air Force Ones particularly hurt.

Guy 1:"Ha, thats 10 - 0. Thats means i owe you a paddle, bro!"

Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."

Guy 1: "Shit."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 2, 2004

In The Post

an upcoming act of retribution

Guy1: "No way, son, you gonna let that sucka get away wid that wedgie he just gave you?"
Guy2: "Don't worry about it, the little bastards got one in the post."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 2, 2004

snapper

a dump.
Possibly originated from shortening "I'll see you guys in a minute i'm gonna go snap my tail off."

"Oh man, pull over the car i need to take a snapper."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 2, 2004

Nemesis

a pro evolution soccer player who always pops up and gets the winner against you.

"That fooking Gardner scored an injury time header against me again. That lanky bean pole's such a nemesis."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 2, 2004

Money

something that the ladies find very attractive.

Guy 1: "Yo man, you was money last night. I seen you macking all dem chicks."
Guy 2: "No doubt."
Guy 1: "Shame they were all heffas though."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 2, 2004

nootch

Only joking, not really.

"I fucked your mum last night..........nootch!"

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 2, 2004

Barren Run

a terrible period of time in which any single guy goes without it. It can stretch from as little as a week to the longest i know of which is 6 years.(Current Barren Run Record Holder is our Rabid Dog Faced Landlord Rob)

Guy 1: "You get anything this weekend?"

Guy 2: "Nah, man. I'm still on my barren run, nearly 20 months now!"

Guy 1: "Loser!"

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 2, 2004