Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard's definitions

Hit A House

To have a stinker.
You can Hit A House in any situation it can be running out of things to say when you're trying to chat up a girl, not being able to roll outta bed when you're meant to and making yourself late for work in the process or absolutely anything else you should, could or planned to do but didn't.

Pat Healy(after a particularily bad golf tee shot): "Oh dammit, hit a house."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

nootch

Only joking, not really.

"I fucked your mum last night..........nootch!"

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Your Boy

1. A good friend
2. Your favourite person/role model

"It's your boy!"

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Barren Run

a terrible period of time in which any single guy goes without it. It can stretch from as little as a week to the longest i know of which is 6 years.(Current Barren Run Record Holder is our Rabid Dog Faced Landlord Rob)

Guy 1: "You get anything this weekend?"

Guy 2: "Nah, man. I'm still on my barren run, nearly 20 months now!"

Guy 1: "Loser!"

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Brummy Prince

1. Snickering Hound, Your Boy, The Big Blountizzle, Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard
2. Someone who is cool as fuck. 4Real.

"Ad you are without doubt the Brummy Prince."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Arrow To The Eye

a term to describe a drunken feeling after only your first or second drink.
i.e. a drink that goes straight to your head.

"Fuck me, the munters could be in luck tonight i could be getting my beer goggles on early. This beers feels like an arrow to the eye!"

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

In The Post

an upcoming act of retribution

Guy1: "No way, son, you gonna let that sucka get away wid that wedgie he just gave you?"
Guy2: "Don't worry about it, the little bastards got one in the post."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004