Definitions by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard

Paddle

a not at all gay punishment for any wrong doing or paddle rule breaking offences where the victim/paddlee gets their bare ass slapped with a shoe or trainer of the paddlers choice.
Air Force Ones particularly hurt.

Guy 1:"Ha, thats 10 - 0. Thats means i owe you a paddle, bro!"

Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."

Guy 1: "Shit."

Paddle by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Snickering 

To keep going on and on and on about something.

"Yo, i wish that mo'fucker Gromett would quit his snickering."

Snickering by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Nemesis 

a pro evolution soccer player who always pops up and gets the winner against you.

"That fooking Gardner scored an injury time header against me again. That lanky bean pole's such a nemesis."

Nemesis by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

snapper 

a dump.
Possibly originated from shortening "I'll see you guys in a minute i'm gonna go snap my tail off."

"Oh man, pull over the car i need to take a snapper."

snapper by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Barren Run 

a terrible period of time in which any single guy goes without it. It can stretch from as little as a week to the longest i know of which is 6 years.(Current Barren Run Record Holder is our Rabid Dog Faced Landlord Rob)

Guy 1: "You get anything this weekend?"

Guy 2: "Nah, man. I'm still on my barren run, nearly 20 months now!"

Guy 1: "Loser!"

Barren Run by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Hit A House 

To have a stinker.
You can Hit A House in any situation it can be running out of things to say when you're trying to chat up a girl, not being able to roll outta bed when you're meant to and making yourself late for work in the process or absolutely anything else you should, could or planned to do but didn't.

Pat Healy(after a particularily bad golf tee shot): "Oh dammit, hit a house."

Hit A House by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Money 

something that the ladies find very attractive.

Guy 1: "Yo man, you was money last night. I seen you macking all dem chicks."
Guy 2: "No doubt."
Guy 1: "Shame they were all heffas though."

Money by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004