kerplosion

The sound you hear when you open a bag of chips.

When the bag of chips was opened, a loud kerplosion was heard.

by Sean February 26, 2005

Gromph

Is way cooler than epitaph because he epi licks monkey nuts.

wow, that guy is so gromph.. and him over there is so epitaph, ewww, get away from that monkey.

by Sean January 03, 2005

devirginizer

n. basically a guy who goes out of his way to be the first to invade a girl's cave of pleasure and/or fecal extraction tunnel

Every friday at lunch Dylan, an accomplished devirginizer, stalked the campus of the neighborhood junior high looking for his latest conquest(s).

by sean July 16, 2001

Swanus

Having, or relating to a sweaty anus.

Man it's so hot today I got a mad case of swanus.

by Sean November 16, 2004

Drunk

Drunk,to consume a lot of alcohol, or to have alcoholism.
brashedbombedbunked out,cocked,crapped,drunk,dinged,defribulated,fucked,fanned,gooned,hammered,intoxicated,jocked,jimmied,loonied,munched,raped,rapped,slammed,sloshed,

I got totally (insert word here) at the party last night!:D!

by Sean September 21, 2004

minivan

Vehicle driven by asshole suburban mothers who often only have 1-2 kids and have no need for a vehicle that seats 8. While thought to be more efficient than SUVs, the driver always looks like a complete loser who should just suck it up and buy an SUV regardless of the gas milage.

I stopped talking to my mother after she bought a minivan.

by Sean February 02, 2005

af1

ghetti slang for air force ones

i got my new af1'z airbrushed

by sean May 28, 2003