Definitions by Scuba Steve

porn 

A great American pastime.

Baseball lost its title of the great American pastime when the internet was invented

porn by scuba steve November 7, 2004

lars ulrich 

Drummer for the largest metal band ever, Metallica. Takes a lot of heat for the napster incident. Also gets shit on a lot by people who say he sucks a lot at drums, without thinking if the fact that Lars never said he was good, or talks like he knows what the hell he's doing anyways. He probably doesnt care anyways. He is making truckloads of money playing for Metallica, and he has a hot doctor wife. Does life get any better? I submit that it does not!

-Who plays drums for Metallica?
-Why, Lars Ulrich plays the drums for Metallica.
-Ah, Thank You

lars ulrich by scuba steve November 7, 2004

noab 

extremely bored to the fifth power

I am so noab im going to freak out.

noab by scuba steve March 22, 2004

Bottle Rocket 

To tightly roll up a Listerine Strip and slip it into the urethra of one's penis.

"That dude is crazy sick! After recieving a hot carl he went on to give himself a bottle rocket!"

Bottle Rocket by Scuba Steve November 25, 2003

JACK WAD 

A person containing the attributes of both a "Jack ass" and a "Dick wad". Having a inept attitude or ignorance.

Larry is such a JACK WAD for stealing my car.

JACK WAD by Scuba Steve October 30, 2003

hobart 

your mom on a plate

hobart by scuba steve August 25, 2003

phoshambo 

The sound that is made when you wreck your moped. (Mike Kory)

I turned too sharp and all of the sudden... PHOSHAMBO... there was only one thing it could have been. I had wrecked my moped

phoshambo by scuba steve August 25, 2003