Definitions by ScruffyNuffy
Booquiflius
Booquiflius by ScruffyNuffy July 5, 2018
One Stroke Warrior
When one sticks the penis in the vagina and instantly ejaculates after only one stroke on a consistent basis.
Jim: "So how was last night with Tony."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."
One Stroke Warrior by ScruffyNuffy July 5, 2018
bust a skinny one
bust a skinny one by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018
Ben Downey
Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Pupil 1: "Ummmmm... It's there. "
Teacher: "That was homework from 2 weeks ago."
Pupil 2 to Pupil 3: *whispers* "What a Ben Downey! "
Pupil 1: "Ummmmm... It's there. "
Teacher: "That was homework from 2 weeks ago."
Pupil 2 to Pupil 3: *whispers* "What a Ben Downey! "
Ben Downey by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018
donegal rally
Donegal (a county in the Republic of Ireland) holds a Rally Car racing event every year where shams and shamdolls get together and enjoy the event.
Kyle: "Did you get down to the Donegal Rally?"
Rionach: "I did aye!"
Together: "YOU CAN BEAT YER WIFE, YOU CAN I BEAT YER KIDS, BUT YE CANNE BEAT THE DONEGAL RALLY!"
Rionach: "I did aye!"
Together: "YOU CAN BEAT YER WIFE, YOU CAN I BEAT YER KIDS, BUT YE CANNE BEAT THE DONEGAL RALLY!"
donegal rally by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018
Counter Nut
When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.
Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
Counter Nut by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018
Tap
A game commonly played among two or more male friends where take it in turns to point or suggest someone to engaged in sexual intercourse with. One person points or suggests someone and says 'tap? ' , and the other(s) either reply with 'tap' or 'no tap'.
Tap by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018