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Definitions by ScruffyNuffy

Booquiflius 

Yet an intellectual username used by only the most prestige roblox and club penguin players.
"Wow Booquiflius just won roblox big brother and thrashed me in Club Penguin sleighing"
Booquiflius by ScruffyNuffy July 5, 2018

One Stroke Warrior

When one sticks the penis in the vagina and instantly ejaculates after only one stroke on a consistent basis.
Jim: "So how was last night with Tony."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."

bust a skinny one 

To only ejaculate a small amount i.e a dribble
Evan: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
Finn: "I went to bust a skinny one, sorry."

Ben Downey

The ultimate form of retardation. Commonly used to describe someone that did something retarded.
Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Pupil 1: "Ummmmm... It's there. "
Teacher: "That was homework from 2 weeks ago."

Pupil 2 to Pupil 3: *whispers* "What a Ben Downey! "
Ben Downey by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

donegal rally 

Donegal (a county in the Republic of Ireland) holds a Rally Car racing event every year where shams and shamdolls get together and enjoy the event.
Kyle: "Did you get down to the Donegal Rally?"

Rionach: "I did aye!"

Together: "YOU CAN BEAT YER WIFE, YOU CAN I BEAT YER KIDS, BUT YE CANNE BEAT THE DONEGAL RALLY!"

Counter Nut 

When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.
Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
Counter Nut by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018
A game commonly played among two or more male friends where take it in turns to point or suggest someone to engaged in sexual intercourse with. One person points or suggests someone and says 'tap? ' , and the other(s) either reply with 'tap' or 'no tap'.
Evan to Finn: *pointing towards person* "Tap?"
Finn to Evan: "Tap" *Nods head*
Tap by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018