Scott 's definitions

Azathoth

Chief deity of the "Cthulhu Mythos," worshipped by lesser deities and servitors in the Lovecraftian pantheon; described as having an anamorphous body that constantly writhes and undulates to the piping of a flute; also described as being the essence of all physical mater in the multi-verse.

"...the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes." - H.P. Lovecraft, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath.

by Scott August 2, 2003

one legging it

To have sex with one leg up


originated from my roommates while picking on one that wasn't there, stating his favortie position was one leg in the air or on top of something

Where is Ronnie? Oh, he is prob one legging it.

by Scott February 12, 2005

pocket rocket

1)a yoyo
2)a small vibrator
3)a small back packing stove

1)i was playin with my pocket rocket all day yesterday

2)i was playin with my pocket rocket all day yesterday

3)i used my pocket rocket to cook dinner last night on the hike

by scott January 3, 2004

Hysteria

noun, but can be used as an adjective; extreme outrageousness, or being beyond awesome

That party last night was hysteria man.

by Scott November 1, 2004

bush cookie

a slang term for Vagina.

I was finger bangin' the bush cookie while sitting in the back of the school bus.

by scott February 25, 2003

Schwonk

n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.

n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.

by Scott September 26, 2003

poor

Scott Williams

Scott is a poor scummy motherfucker who lives in a poor ass apartment and loves toes. He also works a lot cuz he's poor.

Scott is a poor scummy motherfucker who lives in a poor ass apartment and loves toes. He also works a lot cuz he's poor.

by scott April 30, 2004