Definitions by Schnappy pappy

Dirds 

Dirty clothes

I’m fittin to throw my dirds in the wash.

Dirds by Schnappy pappy July 17, 2020

Teboner 

When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.

I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.

Teboner by Schnappy pappy January 9, 2012

Epilrectic 

When one shits so hard that before, during and afterwards, your butthole has a seizure.

After eating the raw clam sandwich, my poor arse was epilrectic

Epilrectic by Schnappy pappy October 16, 2011

Spaghetti fencing 

When two men are too intoxicated to have sex with each other.

Bruce and Ken had too many appletinis, so when they got back to their apartment, all they could do was some serious spaghetti fencing.

Spaghetti fencing by Schnappy pappy March 14, 2011

Mid-air Refuel

Running naked behind the person you intend to make love to while attempting to penetrate their available orifice with your penis. Also known as a hot refuel.

Her Parkinson's disease made it much harder to land a mid-air refuel.

Mid-air Refuel by Schnappy pappy February 23, 2011

Situ-rape-tion 

When a dude with horrible personality, ripped abs and orange skin drops a roofie in your drink

I thought Pittsburgh was an okay town until I got situ-rape-tioned by some Steeler.

Situ-rape-tion by Schnappy pappy February 23, 2011