Sarah's definitions
wigger-(n.) one who suffers from "ghettoitis", a disease that occurs mostly in caucasion high school/ college aged males (mostly from rich, white families and suburban homes having 2 or more expensive sports cars or SUVs), causing them to believe that they are african-american and from "the hood", and they they are "missundastood" and will "bust a cap in yo ass" if you "be playa hatin'", they feel driven to listen to rap music as an attempt to blend in with african-american society, sometimes even listening to other sufferers of ghettoitis (ex. eminem, vanilla ice) to feel an even stronger sense of belonging. there is no cure for this illness but it has many side effexts, such as tripping over ridiculously large pants and boots, wearing funny hats, and speaking ebonics, as well as annoying all of those around them.
-"fuck you wigger"
-"yo step off son get out of ma grill i'm'a bust a cap in yo ass fool dont make me get ma dawgs on yo ass, its about to get bloody in in here, i'll get ma shawty to sit on yo ass with her ghettttto bootay!"
-"yo dawg y u frontin?"
-"yo step off son get out of ma grill i'm'a bust a cap in yo ass fool dont make me get ma dawgs on yo ass, its about to get bloody in in here, i'll get ma shawty to sit on yo ass with her ghettttto bootay!"
-"yo dawg y u frontin?"
by sarah April 29, 2004
Get the wiggermug. by Sarah August 9, 2003
Get the boogershintchelmug. a type of police officer who uses minors with nice cars as a scapegoat for their sexual perfomance problems and one who takes our marijuana and charges us with intent to sell
by sarah April 23, 2003
Get the copmug. what i said when i saw JP Gwaltney for the first time. I meant to say "oh my goodness" but said "oh my hottness"
Lauren: hey theres jp
me: where?
Lauren: over there
me: oh my hottness! oh my freaking hottness!
lauren: huh?
me: nevermind
me: where?
Lauren: over there
me: oh my hottness! oh my freaking hottness!
lauren: huh?
me: nevermind
by Sarah September 28, 2003
Get the oh my hottnessmug. Is currently single...saweeeet.
by Sarah April 9, 2005
Get the Fab Morettimug. 
