xdifnet

when he/she is trying to act purposly retarded or dumb

He was walking down the street acting xdifent

by Samantha August 15, 2003

Shem

A girl that is like a man and is a lesbo.

Hey look at Kensi, shes a shem.

by samantha February 04, 2004

bug

To bug someone is to finger their asshole, male or female.

I told him to bug me so he put his finger up my ass and made me come.

by Samantha May 05, 2004

Sicko Ditto

Something that is offensive or gross.

Sicko Ditto, man. I'm never eating there again!

by Samantha May 14, 2004

fuck mook

An amusing word to use. Someone who isn't very observant, or can be used as a general insult. Is used by Johnny Depp in Once Upon A Time in Mexico.

" I can't see fuckmook, I have no eyes!"

by Samantha March 09, 2004

Penis

Best friends who are named Alison and Cassie

look there is an incoming penis

by samantha April 04, 2005

blindside

1. to attack someone by surprise

2. a kick-ass Swedish hard rock band.

1. Tina completely blindsided Susan when she stole her purse.

2. Have you heard the new Blindside album? It's fantastic.

by Samantha March 07, 2004