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Definitions by Samantha

white mullet lover with a girlfriend
knaus by samantha February 5, 2004
A girl that is like a man and is a lesbo.
Hey look at Kensi, shes a shem.
Shem by samantha February 4, 2004

JEFF HARDY 

my definition of jeff hardy would be that his a a talent and he should not have left or have been fired.
but i think of jeff hardy as compleatly and uterly insane but in a good way
when he jumped of the 20 foot ladder that was intence
JEFF HARDY by samantha February 4, 2004
Bladder - organ that contains pee
Excuse me, but I have to go empty my weenis.

I have a weenis infection.
weenis by Samantha January 27, 2004

Witches Brew 

Something really cool

Often used as a nickname

Began as a phase used by Homestar, although no one really knew what it meant
"That CD is the witches brew"
"I am Witches Brew"
Witches Brew by Samantha January 26, 2004
in my opinion there are 2 main species in this world male and female, then theres charvers, the average chaver, insists on listening to sean-paul and techno music- the girls put there make-up on with an ice cream scoop, the boys put a tub of superdrug value on there hardle-non-existant hair- they walk like they have piles- they never have heard of contraception as they got kicked out of school when they were 8 and took a building corse , were they learn to cement bricks together, so by the time there 12 theyve produced a herd of offspring-when they have there children they dress them like a clone of there parents in fake burberry, burberry in general is tacky enough, and addidas trainers, with plated 'gold' earings that look more like bracelets with hiddeuos patterns fashioned around the edges-they hang around on street corners drinking shoving a fag down there babys mouth and shout at passers-by.
go to ur nearest bus-shelter and shout names such as brtiney-casey-jade or mercedes
charver by samantha January 25, 2004

jelly bracelets 

It's just a bracelet! Jeez!! Some people may think that they have sexual meanings...but I don't. I didn't even know about this crap until this girl came up to me and was telling me how they may ban them from our school!! I went online to see what the big issue was and came to this website. Wow, how bored can one person be!? Let's all sit at home and start making meanings for the socks you wear. Jeez!! That's coming next!! I mean for real people...grow up!! I'm in 8th and I have sense enough to realize that this is all a bunch of bull. But if you really want to scold your kids for being fashionable...you do that, but right after...I suggest some mental help!! Just let us do our own thing. Don't be worried about finding bracelets...be worried when you find birth controll and a box of condoms half empty...!!
**FaShIoN...that's all it is...FaShIoN**
jelly bracelets by Samantha January 24, 2004