Sam is a Dick's definitions

vampire

Something that doesn't exist.

If you say you're a vampire, you're just a fucking idiot.

Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.

by Sam is a Dick October 6, 2007

bling

Proof that wealth can't buy class.

I gotta get into the fake jewelry business, all the retards buying bling I'll never go broke.

by Sam is a Dick October 26, 2006

Ozzy Osbourne

The man who helped birth heavy metal, reshaped the musical landscape of the world, but was too drugged up to notice.

He didn't so much do drugs as majored in them, and got tenure.

And before you click on thumbs down I love the Ozzman and would totally give him my kidneys (he'll probably be needing those soon with everything he's put in his system).

"I've been fakking doing what for the past 40 years? Fakking sweet."
-Ozzy Osbourne

by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007

free speech

Thanks to the internet, a great form of cheap entertainment.

Damn I love reading retarded conspiracy blogs, thank you free speech.

by Sam is a Dick November 14, 2006

run batted in

When you help your friend get laid.

Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.

by Sam is a Dick May 31, 2007

Jesse Jackson

He is the emperor of black people.

Whenever someone says an "N" word, Jesse Jackson makes it all okay, then no black person is allowed to be offended.

by Sam is a Dick March 9, 2007

Sharon Osbourne

The Lady Macbeth of metal. She stole her husband's balls.

Someone should arrest Sharon Osbourne for testicular embezzlement.

by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007