Definitions by Sam is a Dick

Jesse Jackson 

He is the emperor of black people.

Whenever someone says an "N" word, Jesse Jackson makes it all okay, then no black person is allowed to be offended.

Jesse Jackson by Sam is a Dick March 9, 2007

child pornography 

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.

Thanks to child pornography I made CEO faster than anyone in company history.

child pornography by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

Manbearpig 

When you can't actually argue with someone based on facts so you just make fun of them instead.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too stupid to actually argue global warming based on science, so they decided to manbearpig Al Gore.

Manbearpig by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

frat boy 

The final stage of gay denial. These guys shower together, they slap each other on the ass, they fall asleep next to each other after all night drinking and talking about how much they love each other. But if you happen to be wearing a tie they call you a fag.

Frat boy 1: "Hey let's go play some touch football then shower together and slap each other on the ass."

Frat boy 2: "I'm there dude. Everyone who isn't in a frat is gay."

Frat boy 1: "Shut up and keep sucking."

frat boy by Sam is a Dick March 1, 2007

Muff College 

A small college in Northampton, MA where muff is everyone's favorite food.

Don't bother talking to that girl, she goes to Muff College.

Muff College by Sam is a Dick February 3, 2007

Wikipedia 

It's like porn for autistics.

Man last night I went on Wikipedia and found so many facts I creamed my new jeans.

Wikipedia by Sam is a Dick December 31, 2006

internet 

A series of tubes, definitely not a truck, intended for porn porn porn.

Ted Stevens from Alaska is the foremost expert on the internet.

internet by Sam is a Dick December 7, 2006