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New Hampshire

A fireworks store with a meth lab in back.
Everyone in New Hampshire is thinking about how they'd like to be out of New Hampshire.
by Sam is a Dick November 23, 2006
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high-functioning neurotypical

A neurotypical with just enough autistic traits to be tolerable.

These positive traits include:
Not needing to make small talk
Not playing head games
Not playing office politics
Prefering function over prettiness
Not complaining that you hurt their feelings every five seconds
Willingness to discuss things over e-mail rather than phone (bonus points if they prefer this)

In time it is hoped that these neurotypicals might learn to pass for aspie.
This website was designed by a really high-functioning neurotypical, you can tell because it actually works.
by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006
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whig party

A party held by white high-school kids in the affluent suburbs where they listen to the latest rap CDs and try desperately to be black.

In this case whig is short for whigger.
Two black guys showing up for fifteen minutes before leaving because it's lame does not change the fact that it's a whig party.
by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2006
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toss the tuna salad

To eat pussy, so called because it smells like tuna.
Baby I wanna take you home and toss the tuna salad all night.
by Sam is a Dick October 31, 2006
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Libertarian

Someone who believes that the government is evil but giant corporations would never do anything bad.
Someone who believes that a company's right to make money is more important than the people's right to breathe.
Someone who gets indignant when I kick him in the nuts for blowing smoke in my face.
Someone ranting about the government, usually from the back of a cop car.
The grown up (sort of) equivalent of a kid punching his fist in the air and saying "if you get hit it's your own fault."
Someone too stupid to whack off and pass gas at the same time.
John says he refuses to pay his taxes because he's a Libertarian. The judge didn't share his perspective.
by Sam is a Dick April 3, 2007
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bling

Proof that wealth can't buy class.
I gotta get into the fake jewelry business, all the retards buying bling I'll never go broke.
by Sam is a Dick October 26, 2006
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rainperson

A person with PDD, named after the movie Rain Man.
The reason I rock back and forth is because I'm a rainperson.
by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006
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