Definitions by Sam is a Dick
Hummer owner
All Hummer owners should be sent to Iraq. They want the oil so bad they can get it their damned selves.
Hummer owner by Sam is a Dick April 3, 2007
Libertarian
Someone who believes that the government is evil but giant corporations would never do anything bad.
Someone who believes that a company's right to make money is more important than the people's right to breathe.
Someone who gets indignant when I kick him in the nuts for blowing smoke in my face.
Someone ranting about the government, usually from the back of a cop car.
The grown up (sort of) equivalent of a kid punching his fist in the air and saying "if you get hit it's your own fault."
Someone too stupid to whack off and pass gas at the same time.
Someone who believes that a company's right to make money is more important than the people's right to breathe.
Someone who gets indignant when I kick him in the nuts for blowing smoke in my face.
Someone ranting about the government, usually from the back of a cop car.
The grown up (sort of) equivalent of a kid punching his fist in the air and saying "if you get hit it's your own fault."
Someone too stupid to whack off and pass gas at the same time.
John says he refuses to pay his taxes because he's a Libertarian. The judge didn't share his perspective.
Libertarian by Sam is a Dick April 3, 2007
Bass player
I went home with the lead singer last night and was totally unsatisfied. Tonight I'm fucking the bass player.
Bass player by Sam is a Dick April 2, 2007
Sharon Osbourne
Sharon Osbourne by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007
Ozzy Osbourne
The man who helped birth heavy metal, reshaped the musical landscape of the world, but was too drugged up to notice.
He didn't so much do drugs as majored in them, and got tenure.
And before you click on thumbs down I love the Ozzman and would totally give him my kidneys (he'll probably be needing those soon with everything he's put in his system).
He didn't so much do drugs as majored in them, and got tenure.
And before you click on thumbs down I love the Ozzman and would totally give him my kidneys (he'll probably be needing those soon with everything he's put in his system).
Ozzy Osbourne by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007
country club conservative
The same thing as a limousine or latte liberal but on the other end of the spectrum. They talk about people working their way up, but they themselves grew up wealthy and never had a job that daddy's friends didn't set them up with, and wouldn't have kept those jobs on their own. They want the government out of everybody's lives until it's time to parcel out the subsidies.
The only major difference between them and limousine liberals is that they play more golf.
The only major difference between them and limousine liberals is that they play more golf.
Limo Lib: "Every time I drive my Lexus to Starbucks I feel so sad for all those poor people I see. The government should give them all of someone else's money, as long as it's not mine"
Country Club Conservative: "Oh big deal. They're just too lazy to hire a lobbyist to get money for them."
Country Club Conservative: "Oh big deal. They're just too lazy to hire a lobbyist to get money for them."
country club conservative by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007
Imus
A massive bowel movement that talks like a crackwhore halway through a botched deep throat and is mentally inferior to my ball bag.
Imus by Sam is a Dick March 25, 2007