Sam Leisenring's definitions

Hoog

The space in between a woman's breasts, often where the penis goes when a tittyfuck occurs.

That shirt was so clear, I could see her hoog!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Nigger Joe's tar soap

Black soap fo' black faces!

I went to the niggerabilia store and I found some Nigger Joe's Tar Soap.

by Sam Leisenring March 12, 2017

wood plank

When one's erect penis is flatter than it is wide.

Jordyn's dick was a wood plank!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Pity friend

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.

Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Bake a cake

Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.

Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.

by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015

Bush Bang

When a man has sex with a woman who has a very hairy, bushlike vagina.

I had a bush bang with kiara this morning! Her vagina was a jungle!

by Sam Leisenring April 22, 2015

Hank

Someone who sells propane and propane accessories

Hey, hank!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015