numbjob 

A numbjob is tugging your dick with a twist. Most people would sit on their hand until it becomes numb, then jerking off, giving the feeling of someone else giving you a handjob.

Just giving myself a numbjob.

numbjob by Sam Leisenring August 28, 2016

Nubjob 

A sexual act in which an amputee or other person lacking arms or legs uses their "nubs" to stimulate their partners' penis.

dude, i hooked up with this hot amputee chick and she totally gave me a nubjob.

Nubjob by tr3eman October 23, 2008

Numjob 

A job that is tedious, burdensom, and/or arduous in nature.

e.g., Jeff you really numjobed me by assigning me this latest writing project.

Numjob by Pi_3.14159 April 16, 2010

Nubjob 

act of an amputee manipulating another's genital with amputated area

I just received a nubjob from a frostbite patient.

Nubjob by ...hugh July 1, 2010

numb job 

When you sit on your hand until its numb then masturbate.

dude 1: so wut did you do last night?
dude 2: I had nothing to do so a did a numb job!
dude 1: sounds fun. I'm gunna try it.

numb job by ~>El Padrino!<~ May 22, 2009

nubbjob 

When an amputee inserts an incomplete limb into an anus or vagina, and uses a repeated thrust motion to cause sexual stimulation.

"During the Great War my great-grandpa Louis gave his commander a nubbjob in return for a promotion!"

nubbjob by Niggslayer November 12, 2004