Sajak's definitions

Morelliesque

A bad performance by a quarterback. Named after former Penn State quarterback Anthony Morelli.

We might have had a chance of winning if not for that Morelliesque performance by our quarterback.

by Sajak October 3, 2010

sappy putting

Very poor putting, when you can't make a putt from beyond 5 feet. Named after Ernie Els, for his SAP hat, and his poor putting.

Tom Watson's sappy putting cost him the 2009 Open Championship.

by Sajak August 10, 2012

Fearing the Reaper

Hitting a cowbell a million times as loud as possible. From the Saturday Night Live sketch about Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper."

The Mississippi State fans were all Fearing the Reaper after the Bulldogs scored their third touchdown.

by Sajak March 8, 2022

Shuster

A choke. From John Shuster's choking in the 2010 Olympics in curling.

We would have won if not for that Shuster.

by Sajak February 18, 2010

Pen-Pen

A warm-water penguin who is the pet of Misato Katsuragi in Neon Genesis Evangelion. He likes to drink Yebisu beer.

Even Pen-Pen doesn't like Misato's cooking.

by Sajak July 5, 2008

Plum Ordinance

When a player dives on the ground after a basketball

The player got a Plum Ordinance for diving after the basketball.

by Sajak April 21, 2013

four lights

The number of lights that there are, as opposed to five lights. From Star Trek: The Next Generation and also a well-known meme.

"How many lights are there?"

"There... are... four lights!"

by Sajak July 25, 2017