SaM's definitions

bearded clam

yeah it's a vag.

i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.

Um, I stuck her in the bearded clam. And it felt good.

by sam November 3, 2004

;)

A wink ;) means i love you are that your hott!

;)your hott i love you!!

by Sam August 11, 2004

Winn

master of everything

god

by Sam April 2, 2003

Cranky

1) Referring to a boat that is liable to capsize
2) The sexual act of tossing salad when extremely angry or upset

-My boats been cranky lately so I won't sail it
-And right in the middle of the argument, Barry just flipped me over and gave me a wicked cranky

by Sam April 17, 2005

404

Verb - to not work right. From internet explorer error message.

I can't get there, the site's 404ing again

by Sam January 17, 2004

Lactate

a form of birth control

Lets have sex! Im on lactate

by Sam May 13, 2005

grundle

space b/t butt hole and balls

i have a hairy grundle

by Sam January 30, 2005