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1. To try to get away with doing very little work, whilst looking very busy.
2. To sit in an office all day doing as little as possible, whilst simultaneously pontificating like Jean Paul Sartre on acid, and attempting to be a pseudo cheese eating surrender monkey.
3. To eat large quantities of fast food, have a fondness for solar powered garden gnomes, be a lardy person and come from Essex. Generally to be a 'grown up Frog chav' of very little taste and a proponderance for Burberry Ties (worn to hold up the trousers!).
2. To sit in an office all day doing as little as possible, whilst simultaneously pontificating like Jean Paul Sartre on acid, and attempting to be a pseudo cheese eating surrender monkey.
3. To eat large quantities of fast food, have a fondness for solar powered garden gnomes, be a lardy person and come from Essex. Generally to be a 'grown up Frog chav' of very little taste and a proponderance for Burberry Ties (worn to hold up the trousers!).
" Hey King of Zogs, you going to do anything today?"
"No I'm just Skammin' it, might go down the pub for a beer and a gauloise later, if I can bother my left wing, psuedo intellectual arse to do so. Also one might actually need to persuade a patron to buy me a beer as I'm far to tight to buy one myself!"
"Watch out for the feathered rats, they kill anything that doesn't move!"
"No I'm just Skammin' it, might go down the pub for a beer and a gauloise later, if I can bother my left wing, psuedo intellectual arse to do so. Also one might actually need to persuade a patron to buy me a beer as I'm far to tight to buy one myself!"
"Watch out for the feathered rats, they kill anything that doesn't move!"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 12, 2006
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"I think my wife has been using my razor on her legs again as it was blunt this morning"
"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"
"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006
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Even getting a cat cannot shift this lardarse animal from it's slumber. The cat just invariably sleeps next to the retarded canine.
As a dog, this breed makes a good draft excluder! (not as good as sausage dogs perhaps?)
Even getting a cat cannot shift this lardarse animal from it's slumber. The cat just invariably sleeps next to the retarded canine.
As a dog, this breed makes a good draft excluder! (not as good as sausage dogs perhaps?)
"Oh you appear to have a large brown turd on your sofa?"
"No, you'll have to excuse the smell. It's my spaniel Charlie. He used to be a springer, but just can't be arsed these days. That's why he failed as a police/ sniffer dog"
"No, you'll have to excuse the smell. It's my spaniel Charlie. He used to be a springer, but just can't be arsed these days. That's why he failed as a police/ sniffer dog"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006
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Presumably in the modern age it is only a matter of time before they are called 4x4 incidents!
Presumably in the modern age it is only a matter of time before they are called 4x4 incidents!
"Did you know that Heimi over there was a four wheel skid?"
"No, I knew he was a tight bastard, but I just thought he came from Bedford"
"No, I knew he was a tight bastard, but I just thought he came from Bedford"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
Get the four wheel skid mug.1. n. - an idle, stupid individual who believes just about anything and is a half-witted gossip.
2. A user of Urban dictionary dot com
2. A user of Urban dictionary dot com
" I'm not sure of the meaning of that I'll just check it on Urban and add a couple of slack witted defs while I'm there."
"what are you dude some kind of badaud or what? try Webster's at least it doesn't have retarded 15 year olds getting off on made up sexual innuendo"
"what are you dude some kind of badaud or what? try Webster's at least it doesn't have retarded 15 year olds getting off on made up sexual innuendo"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006
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Not a place to eat if you value your gastic wellbeing, or dislike fat, garlic smelling people that look like Saddam Hussein.
Not a place to eat if you value your gastic wellbeing, or dislike fat, garlic smelling people that look like Saddam Hussein.
I was considering a walk down the Edgeware Road, but being jewish I decided to avoid it as the twats down there would probably jihad my arse!
by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006
Get the Edgeware Road mug.A medium sized town in Northamptonshire, England. Used to be a one horse town until the horse was killed and eaten by the huge horde of East European scum that have infested the place lately (much like the rest of England really). The town was formerly populated by a large contingent from the Indian sub-continent, but these have mostly left, as they have realised that everyone is on to them, since those tossers Blair and Bush started their 'war on anyone arabic looking'!. Unfortunately the town has gone even further downhill in recent times due to the influx of drug dealing 'Psuedo' Africans and aforesaid East Europeans. Very few indiginous locals left in the area, and those that are all look confused as virtually no-one speaks English anymore. It's not really worth the effort of visiting, unless you are looking for a reason to feel depressed and suicidal.
The only good thing about Wellingborough is that it isn't Bedford!
The only good thing about Wellingborough is that it isn't Bedford!
Ivanya: "When I was coming to England, I was having to decide between living in Bedford or Wellingborough"
Lech: "and why were you choosing the Wellingborough?"
Ivanya; " Well I was deciding that I would not need to be learning the English in Wellingborough as they all speak the Poleska, also in the Bedford they would just be wanting me there to improve the stock in their inbred gene pool"
Lech: "and why were you choosing the Wellingborough?"
Ivanya; " Well I was deciding that I would not need to be learning the English in Wellingborough as they all speak the Poleska, also in the Bedford they would just be wanting me there to improve the stock in their inbred gene pool"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
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