hawk nose

A person of the jewish faith. From the argument scene in 'Monty Python's life of Brian' between Brian and his mother. As in "I'm a hawk nose, a Hebe, Red Sea Pedestrain, I'm Kosher mum and proud of it!"

This sentiment is entirely understandable, given Brian's other option of being a spic!

Which in it's turn is preferable to admitting coming fromBedford (which is a bit like masturbation....i.e. one may indulge, but one wouldn't admit it in polite company
"Oi you some Hawk nose or Something?"

"No my bufoniform appearence merely denotes that I come from Bedford, please take your anti-semetic sentiments elsewhere"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
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twats

1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature.

2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)

3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
"Look at those bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station.

got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.

"I voted for Tony Blair"!

by STePPeNWoLFe September 19, 2006
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dole

English word for tax payers money paid out to (normally) foreign, work shy bastards who come to the UK because they were 'opressed' in their own country. More enlightened individuals understand why the scrounging fucks were 'oppressed'. It's called being a 'drain on society. Sensible countries send these scum to us as we are too 'politically Correct' to shoot the fuckers in the head/ Stop them reproducing.
All arabs that come to the UK are just dole scrounging Bastards
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
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7th July

1. The worst day of my life. Commonly misnamed '7/7' to make it easier to remember for fucking brain dead wankers that weren't there. A terrorist incident where a few fucked up wankers decided to kill ordinary people in London for some obscure fucked up reason to do with religion. Here's a message for all you 'wannabe emotional victims' Stop trying to define what you know sod all about!

I would rather like it if all the sad, pathetic, emotional retards that have no real life, and were not involved in the incidents would refrain from trying to define what they know fuck all about.
"where were you on 7th July"
"sitting in my office in Tavistock square, now Fuck off I don't want to talk about it...you CUNT!"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 12, 2006
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four by two

Cockney Rhyming slang. A person of the jewish faith. Derivation 'Four by two' = jew.
"I didn't know Moisha was a four by two"

"Yeah, might be a tight bastard, but at least he isn't from Bedford"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
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Skammin' it

1. To try to get away with doing very little work, whilst looking very busy.

2. To sit in an office all day doing as little as possible, whilst simultaneously pontificating like Jean Paul Sartre on acid, and attempting to be a pseudo cheese eating surrender monkey.

3. To eat large quantities of fast food, have a fondness for solar powered garden gnomes, be a lardy person and come from Essex. Generally to be a 'grown up Frog chav' of very little taste and a proponderance for Burberry Ties (worn to hold up the trousers!).

" Hey King of Zogs, you going to do anything today?"
"No I'm just Skammin' it, might go down the pub for a beer and a gauloise later, if I can bother my left wing, psuedo intellectual arse to do so. Also one might actually need to persuade a patron to buy me a beer as I'm far to tight to buy one myself!"
"Watch out for the feathered rats, they kill anything that doesn't move!"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 12, 2006
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Abercrombie and felch

A term to denote the utter contempt with which 'normal people' hold any wanker that is gullible enough to hanker after tatty goods hawked by corporations in an attempt to be 'with it', 'trendy' or (the ultimate in stupidity) in the belief that the aforesaid goods are intrinsically worthy of thought.

Aforesaid persons please note...everyone else thinks you are cunts, for your prediliction for over-priced, over hyped goods!
"Hmmm nice clothes, do you think they are Abercrombie and felch?"

"No probably came from Oxfam, but the poor Chav wearing them thinks they're important. Probably best just to humour them."
by STePPeNWoLFe September 17, 2006
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