A fat, useless 'Springer' Spaniel that has lost it's will to spring and just inhabits my sofa most of the day. Needs to go out and get a life instead of needing to be dragged off of aforesaid sofa for a walk. Also needs to learn how to do something useful instead of the lamely holding up of one paw and saying 'hello' (which he will only do for food).
Even getting a cat cannot shift this lardarse animal from it's slumber. The cat just invariably sleeps next to the retarded canine.
As a dog, this breed makes a good draft excluder! (not as good as sausage dogs perhaps?)
Even getting a cat cannot shift this lardarse animal from it's slumber. The cat just invariably sleeps next to the retarded canine.
As a dog, this breed makes a good draft excluder! (not as good as sausage dogs perhaps?)
"Oh you appear to have a large brown turd on your sofa?"
"No, you'll have to excuse the smell. It's my spaniel Charlie. He used to be a springer, but just can't be arsed these days. That's why he failed as a police/ sniffer dog"
"No, you'll have to excuse the smell. It's my spaniel Charlie. He used to be a springer, but just can't be arsed these days. That's why he failed as a police/ sniffer dog"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006
Get the Spanielmug. A person of the jewish faith. From the argument scene in 'Monty Python's life of Brian' between Brian and his mother. As in "I'm a hawk nose, a Hebe, Red Sea Pedestrain, I'm Kosher mum and proud of it!"
This sentiment is entirely understandable, given Brian's other option of being a spic!
Which in it's turn is preferable to admitting coming fromBedford (which is a bit like masturbation....i.e. one may indulge, but one wouldn't admit it in polite company
This sentiment is entirely understandable, given Brian's other option of being a spic!
Which in it's turn is preferable to admitting coming fromBedford (which is a bit like masturbation....i.e. one may indulge, but one wouldn't admit it in polite company
"Oi you some Hawk nose or Something?"
"No my bufoniform appearence merely denotes that I come from Bedford, please take your anti-semetic sentiments elsewhere"
"No my bufoniform appearence merely denotes that I come from Bedford, please take your anti-semetic sentiments elsewhere"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
Get the hawk nosemug. 1. To try to get away with doing very little work, whilst looking very busy.
2. To sit in an office all day doing as little as possible, whilst simultaneously pontificating like Jean Paul Sartre on acid, and attempting to be a pseudo cheese eating surrender monkey.
3. To eat large quantities of fast food, have a fondness for solar powered garden gnomes, be a lardy person and come from Essex. Generally to be a 'grown up Frog chav' of very little taste and a proponderance for Burberry Ties (worn to hold up the trousers!).
2. To sit in an office all day doing as little as possible, whilst simultaneously pontificating like Jean Paul Sartre on acid, and attempting to be a pseudo cheese eating surrender monkey.
3. To eat large quantities of fast food, have a fondness for solar powered garden gnomes, be a lardy person and come from Essex. Generally to be a 'grown up Frog chav' of very little taste and a proponderance for Burberry Ties (worn to hold up the trousers!).
" Hey King of Zogs, you going to do anything today?"
"No I'm just Skammin' it, might go down the pub for a beer and a gauloise later, if I can bother my left wing, psuedo intellectual arse to do so. Also one might actually need to persuade a patron to buy me a beer as I'm far to tight to buy one myself!"
"Watch out for the feathered rats, they kill anything that doesn't move!"
"No I'm just Skammin' it, might go down the pub for a beer and a gauloise later, if I can bother my left wing, psuedo intellectual arse to do so. Also one might actually need to persuade a patron to buy me a beer as I'm far to tight to buy one myself!"
"Watch out for the feathered rats, they kill anything that doesn't move!"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 12, 2006
Get the Skammin' itmug. As this is the urban dictionary, I suppose the best definition would be 'sticking something up your arse'! More specifically and for those of a more 'technically minded' nature, it is the use of suppositories or pessaries (hence killing at least one myth, that the 'pessary' is a small bird that lives in New Zealand!..that's a cassowary).
Balanism doesn't usually have anything to do with masturbation or marsupials, contrary to popular misconception.
by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006
Get the balanismmug. 1. The worst day of my life. Commonly misnamed '7/7' to make it easier to remember for fucking brain dead wankers that weren't there. A terrorist incident where a few fucked up wankers decided to kill ordinary people in London for some obscure fucked up reason to do with religion. Here's a message for all you 'wannabe emotional victims' Stop trying to define what you know sod all about!
I would rather like it if all the sad, pathetic, emotional retards that have no real life, and were not involved in the incidents would refrain from trying to define what they know fuck all about.
I would rather like it if all the sad, pathetic, emotional retards that have no real life, and were not involved in the incidents would refrain from trying to define what they know fuck all about.
"where were you on 7th July"
"sitting in my office in Tavistock square, now Fuck off I don't want to talk about it...you CUNT!"
"sitting in my office in Tavistock square, now Fuck off I don't want to talk about it...you CUNT!"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 12, 2006
Get the 7th Julymug. A term to denote the utter contempt with which 'normal people' hold any wanker that is gullible enough to hanker after tatty goods hawked by corporations in an attempt to be 'with it', 'trendy' or (the ultimate in stupidity) in the belief that the aforesaid goods are intrinsically worthy of thought.
Aforesaid persons please note...everyone else thinks you are cunts, for your prediliction for over-priced, over hyped goods!
Aforesaid persons please note...everyone else thinks you are cunts, for your prediliction for over-priced, over hyped goods!
"Hmmm nice clothes, do you think they are Abercrombie and felch?"
"No probably came from Oxfam, but the poor Chav wearing them thinks they're important. Probably best just to humour them."
"No probably came from Oxfam, but the poor Chav wearing them thinks they're important. Probably best just to humour them."
by STePPeNWoLFe September 17, 2006
Get the Abercrombie and felchmug. Cockney Rhyming slang (Cockney=Amusing London Dialect, for all you thick arse americans...That's LONDON...ENGLAND...understand?). Commonly accepted to mean a person of the jewish faith. Derivation follows from 'four wheel skid' = 'Yid' = Yiddisher' = person of the jewish faith. Also called 'four wheeler'.
Presumably in the modern age it is only a matter of time before they are called 4x4 incidents!
Presumably in the modern age it is only a matter of time before they are called 4x4 incidents!
"Did you know that Heimi over there was a four wheel skid?"
"No, I knew he was a tight bastard, but I just thought he came from Bedford"
"No, I knew he was a tight bastard, but I just thought he came from Bedford"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
Get the four wheel skidmug.