1. To try to get away with doing very little work, whilst looking very busy.

2. To sit in an office all day doing as little as possible, whilst simultaneously pontificating like Jean Paul Sartre on acid, and attempting to be a pseudo cheese eating surrender monkey.

3. To eat large quantities of fast food, have a fondness for solar powered garden gnomes, be a lardy person and come from Essex. Generally to be a 'grown up Frog chav' of very little taste and a proponderance for Burberry Ties (worn to hold up the trousers!).

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods