STEVE's definitions

dirts

to be mean; disrespectul or ungrateful, etc.

"Damn man, that's dirts."

by Steve May 18, 2003

Cowan

Bald headed technical teacher. He's a cool guy. He has a dislike (or phobia) for hair so he shaves his all off.
Joke: Did ya get the Cow'in?

Should actually be a baldie. Usually with a Sharpy or Baldie in tow.
Quick!, lets go rub cowan's head for good luck. Aarrgh!, the reflection off of cowan's head blinded me! (lol)

by steve January 12, 2005

jessica simpson

The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.

I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????!!!!

by Steve January 27, 2005

Rating Scale

A scale invented by Bruce and Steve to rate the appearence of womans around the Illinois and Missouri area.

9- Nina...ultimate rating for girl
8- Rightness
7- Right
6- Alright
5- Hurt
4 Hurtness (See Definition)
3 Rancid
2 ManBeast, MoLoch (See mortal Kombat deadly alliance

by Steve January 5, 2004

Oreck

A bitch, girl, etc.

So Travis says to Kayla: "Girls are like vaccuums, all they are good for is cleaning up and sucking dick. Kayla, you may as well be an Oreck."

by Steve May 4, 2004

Dam

1.device used to block water
2.mothers against dyslexia
3.common misspelling of damn

1.Im'a go check out that beaver dam.
2.I support the D.A.M foundation.
3.Ya dam fool!

by steve June 7, 2003

good on ya

Phrase said to mock someone who has just failed at a task. Tonal qualities are important if the intended rebuke is to be effective. A downward inflected "on" and upward inflected "ya" are proper use in this instance.

Hey Bob, I hear you got busted shagging you're neighbour's wife. Good on ya!

by Steve March 9, 2004