SPiKe's definitions
A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.
"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."
by Spike July 4, 2004
Get the suck a fuckmug. (also ya hoe or ya-hoe)
1. A webcam internet slut found on Yahoo! chat.
2. Any woman that you meet on the internet that shows her tits on cam within ten minutes of coaxing. They are often added to buddy lists of instant messaging services for future entertainment.
1. A webcam internet slut found on Yahoo! chat.
2. Any woman that you meet on the internet that shows her tits on cam within ten minutes of coaxing. They are often added to buddy lists of instant messaging services for future entertainment.
1. It only took me 2 minutes to get this ya hoe's titties on cam!
2. I'm amassing ya hoes to keep me entertained on rainy days.
2. I'm amassing ya hoes to keep me entertained on rainy days.
by SPiKe January 27, 2004
Get the yahoemug. A Tall, White, no armed character from a website named after himself he often seen wearing a cap, being harrased by strongbad, or just being stupid
by Spike August 16, 2003
Get the Homestar Runnermug. by Spike September 24, 2004
Get the gccmug. by Spike July 29, 2003
Get the saddlebackmug. noun- Mirko Crocop, a Pride FC/ K1 fighter who has a tendency to break your head with his foot.
verb- To smash one's cranium with the shin or foot.
verb- To smash one's cranium with the shin or foot.
by Spike January 12, 2005
Get the crocopmug. by spike November 10, 2003
Get the blortmug.