SPiKe's definitions

brabo

'Brabander', someone from Brabant, a region in The Netherlands.
Brabos drink beer and party a lot.

Those brabos really drink too much!

by Spike June 5, 2004

fuck-ass

1. One who fucks ass
2. A dimwitted or unpleasant person

Popularized by the movie Donnie Darko, released in 2001.

"I can smell shit on your dick from here, fuck-ass."
"You are such a fuck-ass."

by Spike July 4, 2004

suck a fuck

A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.

"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."

by Spike July 4, 2004

Whammy Kabosh

The act of overwhelming someone with their loviness and generally making them fall in Love with you forever.

She threw the Whammy Kabosh on me and then I asked her to marry me!

by Spike January 28, 2005

crocop

noun- Mirko Crocop, a Pride FC/ K1 fighter who has a tendency to break your head with his foot.

verb- To smash one's cranium with the shin or foot.

You just got Crocop'd.

by Spike January 12, 2005

zeddit

The often amusing practise of deliberately misquoting a post to a newsgroup or forum by subtly changing one or two words in order to insert relevant - or totally irelevant - humour.

spike writes:

i need an example of a zeddit

empleh writes:

> spike writes:
> i need an example of a facial

(this is not an example of zedditing at its best)

by Spike May 3, 2003

blort

A little known but very important body part.

Oh my God! My fucking blort is inflamed again.

by spike November 10, 2003