SNAKE's definitions

iPod

A portable MP3 player made by Apple.What stupid people call all MP3 players.A complete piece of shite. Original versions had a battery that was impossible to remove without reworking the PCB. The damn thing is the worst example of the Marlboro Lights culture in that it comes in minimalist stylings. Do yourselves a favour and get something made by Creative instead.

The iPod is a piece of shite.

by Snake September 25, 2005

sock puppets

Homer Simpson's greatest fear

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"

by Snake April 25, 2005

Erdinger

The greatest lager on the market. Premium strength (Above 5%).

You can stick your Dutch Gold. I got Erdinger

by Snake January 19, 2005

hitman

Hired killer who takes contracts to eliminate people, no matter who his employer is. Made into an excellent game by IO Interactive, where you play as 47, a genetically engineered hitman.

17's gone, Sergei. This is 47.

by Snake January 16, 2005

Fighting Fuel

A nickname for Stella Artois. Its origins come from British drinking culture. Copious consumption of Stella will make someone more violent than if they were drinking any other brand of lager.

Murphy drank some Fighting Fuel. Now he is barred from every pub in town.

by Snake December 11, 2005

Spaced

Brilliant Channel 4 show starring Simon Pegg. Spawned the excellent romzomcom, Shaun of the Dead.

Oh yes! Spaced is on!

by Snake July 18, 2004

Slacking

1. To not work for long periods of time.

i've beeen slacking all day

by Snake March 20, 2005