Skip to main content

SIMON's definitions

dicknose

1. An individual who behaves like an asshole or is a pain in the ass.
2. Someone whose nose is shaped like a penis.
1. "Go fuck yourself, dicknose!"
2. That guy has a dicknose just like his father's.
by Simon January 26, 2003
mugGet the dicknose mug.

Bwop

Goofy, Doofy, Socially Inept, Incapable of socially acceptable behavior
"John Kerry's long face and hi-rise hairdo are totally bwop"
by Simon May 15, 2004
mugGet the Bwop mug.

southern bell

by Simon February 22, 2004
mugGet the southern bell mug.

hot bras less

1. Big female who hates her bra, because it never fits well, so is very common that the world learn to see her without bra.

2. Female who have a normal breast with big o very sensitive nipples, so if she wear a tight top, bluose or something like that; or the air is very cold; or simply she's happy or angry, everyone will notice.

3. A beautiful french girl.
1. - My boss's fiancée is a hot bras
less bitch. He's a lucky bastard!

2. - I think Eugenia is cold.

- How do you know that?

- Look at her breast.

3. - Who was Valerie Allain?

- The hot bras less girl in Yales's
"French In Action".
by simon August 24, 2004
mugGet the hot bras less mug.

Dicky Waver

A male who exposes his pecker at inappropriate moments.
The complaintant states, she was jogging in the park when an obese male caucasian with a mullet exposed his 2 inch penis to her.

This is the 7th. complaint about the Dicky Waver in this park!
by Simon October 15, 2004
mugGet the Dicky Waver mug.

falcor

A white oversized dragon dog from the never ending story series. Loves to eat fagmaster
"Falcor, i love"

"one day i'll be Falcor"
by Simon December 15, 2004
mugGet the falcor mug.

cho cha

missey elliot drescribing her muff, pubic hairs
lyric"but before you come i need to shave my cho cha
by simon March 22, 2003
mugGet the cho cha mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email