acronym for "one-man Asian invasion," signifying the destruction of any potential romantic mood by an Asian man. a mild form of cock-blocking. also used to describe the Asian man doing the invading.
(Guy and Girl are talking alone together.)
(Asian guy walks in.)
Asian guy: YEAHHHH BOIIII *high fives the guy*
Random guy: Dude, you just got OMAI'd.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.