SIMON's definitions

cho cha

missey elliot drescribing her muff, pubic hairs

lyric"but before you come i need to shave my cho cha

by simon March 22, 2003

Per-Uven

A young man using taekwondo instead of arguing.

Per-Uven kicks the old man

by Simon March 24, 2003

Elroy

A person who like to felate goats after he has spray painted them and put on a of panties stolen from a 13 year old girls. Also like to have sex with dogs, preferably anal.

Grant's alternate lifestlye can be refered to as Elroy in nature.

by Simon March 25, 2003

bigdickfuck

A pathological Liar

I saw Simon in the showers at school and he was hung like a newt. bigdickfuck my ass.

by Simon April 1, 2003

pubic wig

A pubic wig is a Merkin as opposed to the other defintion which appears to be a spelling mistake.

Merkins are worn on stage for nude scenes and have a very long history, being mentioned in the OED in the 17th Century

by Simon April 4, 2003

Chug nuts

The coagulated lumps of sheep faeces, as compared to winnets

Don't throw those chug nuts at me

by Simon April 15, 2003

Winnets

Small lumps of faeces from animal, especially rabbits. Also what is formed when a chug nut breaks up

Don't eat them, they are winnets, not M&Ms

by Simon April 15, 2003