SIMON's definitions

Bajs

Brittish Accosiation for japanese studies, or the swedish word for poo.

"din bajs"

(you poo)

by Simon April 16, 2005

Junot

A pale imp like person, usually with a major abundance of hair in the eye brow region. They usually eat many assortments of fish.

"CRICKEY! Look at that Junot!"

by Simon March 24, 2004

ital

natural; natural state of being; non-artificial, non-synthetic;

applied to food, ital meanin "whole," unprocessed...

keepin it ital...

by simon July 13, 2003

pubic wig

A pubic wig is a Merkin as opposed to the other defintion which appears to be a spelling mistake.

Merkins are worn on stage for nude scenes and have a very long history, being mentioned in the OED in the 17th Century

by Simon April 4, 2003

Gypsy Jokers

An American Outlaw Motorcycle Club started in 1956. Based in Oregon and Washington.

The Gypsy Jokers are a group of men belonging to an Outlaw Motorcycle Club covering Oregon and Washinton.

by Simon July 18, 2004

Monkey Boy

a slang word used in the office to brand a person as a slave of another.

I got 'Monkey Boy' to tidy up that kitchen this morning...

by Simon February 21, 2003

Schlem

When one rolls one tongue in such a way that it sprays spit much like a venomous snake

Did you see that? I just schlemmed in that kid's face!

by Simon December 17, 2003