SIMON's definitions
Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.
by Simon October 15, 2004
Get the having kittensmug. A game involving a small ball, of around tennis ball size. Invented in breaktime by myself. Couldn't think of a name so just gave it a random one. You just throw the a ball around a room, without getting up from your seat. (So the person can catch it) if they don't catch it they are deemed 'THE CUNT' and are so until someone else recieves the name. If the ball is thrown so the reciever can't catch it, the thrower becomes 'THE CUNT'. it is fun, and causes a lot of damage.
by Simon October 11, 2004
Get the Wet Flangemug. Name often attributed to larger than life characters famous for their sexual exploits. Often a humorous individual with an array of mum jokes at their disposal. A defining characteristic of a Spunko is "Creative Hair".
What did you get up to last night Spunko?
Spunko that is very creative hair.
Person 1: "I had a good time last night."
Spunko: "That's what your mum said."
Person 2: "Owwwww he said your mum!"
Spunko that is very creative hair.
Person 1: "I had a good time last night."
Spunko: "That's what your mum said."
Person 2: "Owwwww he said your mum!"
by Simon December 26, 2006
Get the Spunkomug. by Simon October 14, 2004
Get the Poop De Villemug. Hahaha, this is pretty funny. I love Nintendo, but wasn't really a big fan of Prime.
Fusion ruled though.
Fusion ruled though.
by Simon October 11, 2003
Get the Hemorroid Primemug. 1. "I'm going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"
by Simon November 14, 2004
Get the monketmug. Glaswegian slang: To experience a moment of near-unconsciousness whilst drunk, similar to a near-death experience but without religious significance.
by simon January 21, 2004
Get the whitiemug.