SHORTY's definitions

cake

yummy satisfying goodness!!

TIM: WOW we should throw this cake at Karl's face!

Rlaph: No dont throw that cake (yummy satisfing goodness) at Karl! We dont want to wast a good cake (yummy satisfying goodness) on such a ugly face! Lets eat it to satisfy our hunger!

by Shorty May 5, 2005

CIF

Can I f@#k

Rick: Mary are we still going out tonight?
Mary: yes, where you wanna go?
Rick: well it depends, CIF??

by shorTy August 18, 2012

Buttplug

Some one who has a dick up their butt!

God what a buttplug!

by Shorty July 25, 2004

Numtard

Someone who is really stupid!

Just do us a fav...and shut up!

by Shorty July 25, 2004

Chevy

Like a rock the only way it moves is by rolling it down a hill.

Chevy...like a rock!

by Shorty July 25, 2004

Dodge

If you are gonna ram it DODGE RAM IT!

You can stay home and STROKE it while I go over to her place and RAM it.

by Shorty July 25, 2004

Fritz

An eater of paint chips, valve oil, and M&M's stuck in a mellophone for a season.

Molly and I: Fritz, those are paint chips.

Fritz: I know *hahahahaha*

by Shorty August 12, 2004