shorTy's definitions

muneeb

A diesel arab kid with gigantic muscles. The hottest kid alive with a huge penis. A cutie with a booty, a hottie with a body.

Girl 1: Look at that muneeb
Girl 2: I think I'll go finger myself

by shorty June 24, 2004

Dirty Bird

Someone whose mind is usually in the gutter (i.e. dirty thoughts)

"Have you seen my spectacles?"
"What??? Testicles?"
"Dirty bird."

OR

Howard Stern is a dirty bird.

by Shorty January 28, 2004

CIF

Can I f@#k

Rick: Mary are we still going out tonight?
Mary: yes, where you wanna go?
Rick: well it depends, CIF??

by shorTy August 18, 2012

Fritz

An eater of paint chips, valve oil, and M&M's stuck in a mellophone for a season.

Molly and I: Fritz, those are paint chips.

Fritz: I know *hahahahaha*

by Shorty August 12, 2004

Dodge

If you are gonna ram it DODGE RAM IT!

You can stay home and STROKE it while I go over to her place and RAM it.

by Shorty July 25, 2004

koof

calf preserved in formaldehyde, usually found in many a biology cupboard

oh look there is a koof

by shorty May 29, 2004

Buttplug

Some one who has a dick up their butt!

God what a buttplug!

by Shorty July 25, 2004