West Virginia

The state in which I currently live. We mine tons of coal, and it's about the only thing we do. You actually can make plenty of money out of West Virginia if you're an entrepreneur... but you'd have to have a bar license or own a strip club. Oh, and domestication of animals has alot of money in it, plus sexual benefits.
:1st girl: Wow, he kinda looks like a goat... hahahaha... NICE.

:2nd girl: Well, I did hear his dad owns a farm...
by Shannon February 05, 2005
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confuzzled

A word that me and my friend made up to describe when we're lost and/or don't follow something. Only we later discoverd that we weren't as original as we thought and other people used it too much to our annoyance. Bastards. But to our credit we started the trend!
I'm so confuzzled...damnit..
by Shannon June 17, 2004
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AWBITCHYUTRIPPIN

Cynthia gets angry when she doesn't take her awbitchyutrippin...BIATCH
by Shannon January 26, 2005
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Lyva

When your crush (who doesn't feel the same way about you) drops hints and then leaves you crying in the dark alone.

The word "Lyva" comes from a boy named "Lyva" who stomped on a girl's pathetic little heart and never paided for it.
When your crush (who doesn't feel the same way about you) drops hints and then leaves you crying in the dark alone.
by Shannon May 13, 2005
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Folk

"My Family"
"If you don't claim folk, you can't bang wit us"

"What up, folk?"
by Shannon November 25, 2003
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Crescent Fresh

Angry man say dangity-dang
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His whole life's a mess!
Angry dude with many tattoos
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His short life's a mess!
Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They're so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and
He's so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
by Shannon December 16, 2002
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dirty sanchez

ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG!!! It's when a girl is on her period and a guy takes the tampon out with his teeth, then shakes it back and forth leaving two red stripes.
Girl: Hey baby, do you want a dirty sanchez?
Boy: Hell no, you dirty ass cunt!!!
by Shannon May 13, 2005
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