schmoopy

when in the car, and asking another person if you should turn left, they would in turn reply schmoopy, so as not to get the driver confused if they said "right" as in correct.
" I turn up here on the left don't i Coleman? " "Schmoopy, Shannon"
by shannon May 10, 2004
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purple heart

a medal received in the military that is handed out like 800mg Ibuprofen is in the military, which anyone in the military knows is given for all ailments including cancer, its a shame too because some people actually deserve this medal versus the people who were waiting to go to battle and received a splinter in their finger and kissed a lot of higher ranking ass and were put in for these medals through chain of command such as ,er, John KerryPeanut Fucker, oh i'm sorry did i really just say that?I deserve my medals so much that I just had to throw them away, Im so proud of me and my country that i'm going too picket and protest the war cause i'm so smart!
John Kerry is a undeserving, disrespectful, piece of crap who somehow weaseled his way into saying he has three purple hearts, that he threw away and then later retrieved on e-bay,oh and i almost forgot a very unfortunate frankensteinish looking man!
by Shannon September 10, 2004
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fluffbunny

wiccan/pagan poser, wannabe
"omg, i need sum spells so i can kill people"
by Shannon April 26, 2005
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nephie

the most beautiful girl in the entire world ; belongs to shannon ; an amazing rapper ; has the hottest lip ring ever
one - everyone talks about neph and acts like shes theres but shes not cuz shes shannons.
by shannon March 13, 2005
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sum 41

sum 41 - a band that dosnt care what anyone thinks about what they like to write about or how they play their music. A band who isnt afraid to change their music! a truly outstanding band who kicks major ass!
sum 41, a truly remarkable band!
by shannon August 16, 2004
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hailie jade

The embryo formed by the joining of the sperm of Marshall Mathers and egg of Kim Scott. She was introduced to the world on Christmas Day, 1995 by way of the vaginal orifice of Kim Scott.

a.k.a. cutest little baby grrl in da world!!!!! omfg*~*~!!
by Shannon February 24, 2005
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mother in law

An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"
I would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.
by SHANNON January 14, 2004
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