SHANNON's definitions

Borrowed time

when someone fucks up real bad,and the time is no longer their own ,they are now on probation.

When my boyfriend pisses me off, he is on borrowed time.

by shannon January 25, 2004

cunt cork

A friggin tampon
also see pussy plug

I needed some more cunt corks,so I went to Walgreens.

by shannon January 20, 2004

Gustav Klimt

An art God.
Creator of beautiful pieces such as "The Kiss"(der kuss)"The virgin"(die jungfrau)And fulfillment.

Gustav Klimt is a brilliant artist.

by shannon January 20, 2004

Scoochie

a cross between a skank and a hoochie.
The ultimate slut.

That bitch is a scoochie.

by SHANNON January 13, 2004

dinge queen

One who likes to have sex with black transvestites.

Madonna is a real dinge queen.

by SHANNON January 13, 2004

mother in law

An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"

I would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.

by SHANNON January 13, 2004

pessimist

a pessimist is a realist - an optimist is largely unrealistic

when things are going wrong, a pessimist says what everyone else is thinking

by shannon January 8, 2004