SARAH's definitions

it's not you, it's me

A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.

"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."

by Sarah July 18, 2004

Tree Fucker

Someone who gets turned on by trees and bushes and constantly fucks them.

'oh yes, tree, baby, i love you' *in exhausted voice*

by Sarah April 1, 2004

magic friend

A magic friend is a friend you are so close to, you can be honest and open about everything, share your ultimate famtasies with, and tell your innermost secrets to, someone you probably would fuck if you could but can't for whatever reason.

Philip is great, I tell him EVERYTHING!! He is my magic friend!!

by Sarah September 2, 2008

anthropocentric

Centered around humans.
'Anthro' is a prefix meaning 'man'.

If I am only thinking of myself, I am egocentric. If humans are only thinking of humankind (and not other species or of the environment around them) they are anthropocentric.

by sarah December 8, 2004

Yankass

A person whose mother/father is from the north of the Mason-Dixen line and whose mother/father is a coonass from Louisiana.

Sarah, a Yankass, has a mother from Louisiana and a father from Indiana.

by Sarah July 15, 2003

Fuck Tard

1)Any one who you find rather annoying when intoxicated due to their lack of self controll and ability to always make a fool of them selves
2) Any person you find to be stupid even when alcohol or any other substance has been induced upon the body

Scott is a real fuck tard, as he spewed every where and wouldnt stop trying to get down that chicks pants.

by Sarah June 20, 2006

Sarbear

The nickname given to Sarah Bodhuin by Nicole MacAvoy.

Sarbear I love you!

by Sarah April 4, 2003