S/he’s just a friend's definitions

Washed swimmers

Pro Swimmers who have done goofed up so far.

Examples of Washed swimmers are

-Ryan Lochte bc of 2016 but sorta started to figure life out and sorta reedemed himself.
-Klete Keller because of January 6th.
-Connor Dwyer because of his stupidity of testosterone and getting banned.
-Shaine Casas because according to guys at the Texas pro group he’s an asshole also told a top recruit to not go to his former college out of spite.
-Yannick Angel because of his SA scandal
-Diver Jordan Windel because of texting an underage girl in that way.
-Brock Turner because of the incident at Stanford.
There’s probably more that’s all I remember so far.

by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022

Klete Keller

A US Olympic swimmer from 2000, 2004, and 2008 who ran down Ian Thorpe in Athens on the 800 free relay. And has multiple Olympic medals and also decided to ruin his reputation by storming the US Capitol along with other incompetent people.

Klete Keller has managed to one up both Ryan Lochte and Connor Dwyer in being very stupid.

by S/he’s just a friend January 12, 2021

Caeleb dressel

A swimmer who’s not Michael Phelps because he’s a sprinter.

Caeleb dressel just broke another world record at the ISL finale

by S/he’s just a friend November 23, 2020

“Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”

One of the best things Harry has said in a sidemen video.

When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry

by S/he’s just a friend November 25, 2020

Assnal

Another word to describe Arsenal (aka KSI’s favorite team). Who at this point really like to try losing.

Assnal is a cursed team.

by S/he’s just a friend December 14, 2020

She will snip you

A fate worse than divorce

When you are married and decide to fuck around and instead of your wife divorcing you she stays with you to only always remind you that you fucked up.
She will snip you so bad you’ll be begging for divorce.

by S/he’s just a friend January 2, 2024

Gary Indiana

Exactly what you think of when you think of a dystopian wasteland Southbend is better
Almost as much as saying St. Louis doesn't exist (which it doesn't it's a conspiracy theory)

Gary Indiana is a poverty town and shit hole that's been said too many times. Oh yeah they're building a casino which is so on par with them

by S/he’s just a friend March 12, 2024