sticking cousins

They were just kissing cousins, but after a drunken night in bed together they became sticking cousins.
by Rynesdad May 28, 2016
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Joyslick

The wet spot on the bed after a couple finish having sex.
After Jack finished tapping Jill he pulled out and his gum left a big joyslick on the mattress.
by Rynesdad August 21, 2014
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Cum in law

A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.
My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.
by Rynesdad April 13, 2016
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thotless

A place like a nightclub on a slow night that is completely devoid of thots.
Me and my boys went to the club looking for a hookup, but the place was thotless.
by Rynesdad August 22, 2019
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Golden Dick

A dick that is attached to a man who has the potential to be a sugar daddy.
When Brittany agreed to hook up with the 50 year old dude she figured She’d Be sucking a golden dick.
by Rynesdad October 26, 2017
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Cocktamer

A woman who is so hot and sexy that she turns a player into a monogamous man.
She's so fine that my buddy stopped messing with thots and spends all of his time with her. She's a cocktamer.
by Rynesdad April 23, 2016
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cue cummer

A person such as a porn actor who can ejaculate on cue.
He didn't squirt until the director told him it was time for the money shot. He is a cue cummer.
by Rynesdad August 21, 2014
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