Rynesdad's definitions

Dick List

A list of the men who have penetrated a woman's vagina.

I got drunk with that cute guy and added him to my dick list.

by Rynesdad June 9, 2016

cue cummer

A person such as a porn actor who can ejaculate on cue.

He didn't squirt until the director told him it was time for the money shot. He is a cue cummer.

by Rynesdad August 21, 2014

Joyslick

The wet spot on the bed after a couple finish having sex.

After Jack finished tapping Jill he pulled out and his gum left a big joyslick on the mattress.

by Rynesdad August 21, 2014

Cocktucker

A transgender biological male who tricks men into thinking they are having sex with a woman.

He thought he'd gotten a great blow job from a hot woman he met at the club, but the next day he found out he was a cocktucker.

by Rynesdad January 1, 2014

Golden Dick

A dick that is attached to a man who has the potential to be a sugar daddy.

When Brittany agreed to hook up with the 50 year old dude she figured She’d Be sucking a golden dick.

by Rynesdad October 26, 2017

Cocktamer

A woman who is so hot and sexy that she turns a player into a monogamous man.

She's so fine that my buddy stopped messing with thots and spends all of his time with her. She's a cocktamer.

by Rynesdad April 23, 2016

Compity

Feeling compassion and pity for a person.

Your woman cheated on you and you took her back? I feel compity for you.

by Rynesdad August 26, 2013