Ducadoodle

N. - Swedish myth but believed by some Canadians.

A creature who protects yard ornaments from being stolen.

Has the body of a small deer or fawn, the neck of a zebra, a billed beak, green antennas, fairy wings, a cobra for a tail and poop droppings instantly create mushrooms.

Ethel purchased a Ducadoodle to keep the local hoodlums from steeling her gnomes.

by ryan goat cheese January 11, 2010

crocintonic

(cr-ah-k in t-ah-nik)
n. an alcoholic drink that consists of, gin, tonic water, lime and one live baby crocodile.

Jarvis ordered a crocintonic on the rocks.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

Gairf

(g-air-f) v. the act of vomiting food or objects that you did not eat.

n. mysterious vomit

Jose's gairf had spaghetti in it although he hadn't ate spaghetti in over a year.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

schfnork

verb/noun - an expression of surprised anger. To blurt out as a swear. Referring to mythological gnome who was banned from the gnome village for creating mischievous acts and setting straps to temporarily inconvenience others.

a schfnork placed a pile of ketchup out side of Janet's shower. She cried out schfnork when slipping in it.

by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007

floggenitch

The pure blood from a virgin dolphin.

After the baby dolphin massacre, the beach was covered in floggenitch.

by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007

slagget

n. one who is procrastinating coming out of the closet

My boyfriend Melvin is being a slagget by not telling his parents about us yet.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

flanginacide

(fl-ah-n jI-nah-sIde) event- its when you find a dead stripper in giant cake.

sgt Murphy will cover the flanginacide case at the bachelor party.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007