Definitions by Ryan Goat cheese

splaiged 

(spl-ay-jed) v. when a car hits an animal or roadkill and the carcass is pulled into the engine and gets cut up then sucked into the vents only to spray the driver and/or passengers in the face.

seconds after hitting the skunk blood and meat chunks splaiged out of the vents spaying grandma and grandpa in the face.

splaiged by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

flanginacide 

(fl-ah-n jI-nah-sIde) event- its when you find a dead stripper in giant cake.

sgt Murphy will cover the flanginacide case at the bachelor party.

flanginacide by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

mingo 

an operation where a group of minks strategically sneak into the city and kill women to make purses, coats, etc for glamorous under water lake socials.

The A-team got word that a possible mingo might be going down at midnight Friday.

mingo by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

floggenitch 

The pure blood from a virgin dolphin.

After the baby dolphin massacre, the beach was covered in floggenitch.

floggenitch by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007

Snoodleypooch 

Sack of air located in the abdomen.

Steven went to the doctor to investigate stomach pains, and the doctor said it was just a snoodleypooch.

Snoodleypooch by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007

skeevit 

An anal parasite that infects its host with an uncontrollable British accent.

When the skeevit passed through mark's system he was speaking normal again.

skeevit by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007

schfnork 

verb/noun - an expression of surprised anger. To blurt out as a swear. Referring to mythological gnome who was banned from the gnome village for creating mischievous acts and setting straps to temporarily inconvenience others.

a schfnork placed a pile of ketchup out side of Janet's shower. She cried out schfnork when slipping in it.

schfnork by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007