schfnork 

verb/noun - an expression of surprised anger. To blurt out as a swear. Referring to mythological gnome who was banned from the gnome village for creating mischievous acts and setting straps to temporarily inconvenience others.

a schfnork placed a pile of ketchup out side of Janet's shower. She cried out schfnork when slipping in it.

schfnork by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007

Schnorkel 

Noun

An alcoholic beverage that involves redbull and flavored vodka. Similar to "shotgunning" a beer, you take a can of redbull and tipping it sideways puncture a hole near the bottom of the can. You then pour out some of the redbull and fill the can with flavored vodka. When ready, tip the can up, open the can and chug.

Beverage and word originated in Wisconsin.

Dude I just took a schnorkel... sooo ready to party!

Tired? Try a schnorkel!

Schnorkel by gingerrae March 29, 2010

schnorkus

someone that snorts cocaine from a shag carpet.

He drop his powder off the coffee table and was still able to schnorkus it from the shag carpet.

schnorkus by von strudelburg August 27, 2013

schnorks 

NOT an underwater creature!!!

"schnorks is NOT an underwater creature!!!"

schnorks by Spacecow March 8, 2003

schnork

Used as either a friendly greeting, or a deragatroy greeting.
One who is shnorkish. That is:
Bumbling.
Unhumoursly Funny.
Strange.
Plain Weird.

Hey schnork, whatsup?


You shnork, why did you say that?

schnork by Blake P. September 10, 2005

Schnorked 

The act or intention of getting some action late at night when your partner is asleep.

When Leslie got home she was really horny and came on to Jim. He was exausted and the best he could manage was to get schnorked.

Schnorked by Austin Weird August 21, 2009

Schnorkdobbled 

To be crushed or destroyed without mercy.

That guys just schnorkdobbled got right in the face!

Schnorkdobbled by Beowolf Schaefer September 19, 2009