Ryan 's definitions

herbass

just dont be one, or you'll get pwnt

dont be a herbass, just dont be one

by ryan December 6, 2004

flutterby

What a fag hag calls her shy, reserved, wallflower gay boy friend.

Why're you standing over here all alone my little flutterby?

by Ryan November 27, 2004

road police

Road police are these assclowns on the freeway that are in the left (passing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it's state law) because they're doing the posted speed limit and it slows EVERYONE down. Fuckers.

"I'm in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can't get past becasue of these 'road police' up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!"

by Ryan December 1, 2004

Love Handles

The areas of extra fat that hang or slightly bulge from the sides, and are also the little rolls on the lower back. Both men and women can have these.
Love handles vary in size, to small, cute, and curvaceous; all the way to massive, obese, and covered with stretchmarks (Not Good)
Women SHOULD have love handles. If they don't have small ones on their lower back (back rolls), then they are way too skinny. This is how I like my girls too. I LOVE those extra curves and places to hold that feel soft in my hands, OH YEAH

That girl's love handles are so cute....Damn look at those curves!

by Ryan August 13, 2004

koishi

"fuck you" in japanese

#koishi

by Ryan March 20, 2003

eggs over easy

penis under balls same as beans over frank

i call this one eggs over easy

by ryan April 29, 2004

Foceee

Anyone who had had relations with Oky

"i slept with Oky last night. im such a Focee"

by Ryan April 13, 2004